Lets B Avenue

21. Got the last one wrong.

At least he's funnier than Dalek.

Better sign that Ronaldo fella then. The one that passes, so that the overated Mexican can tap into an empty net. Back in the real world, how about Rudi Gestade from Blackburn?

We have the pleasure of Jon Moss refereeing on Saturday. He has just been announced as the FA cup Final referee. A true reward for a season of consistent mediocrity.

Make sure you leave the Safety on.

How dare you attempt to portray Jamie as an ignorant, knee-jerk, armchair viewing, know-it all. Shame on you!

Which one of Caitlin's mates is desperate enough?

Possibly the first player to wear a squad number? Remember him wearing the no. 10 shirt in the 68/69 season, despite playing centre-half, when it was usually worn by an inside forward. As Duncan says, he was nothing like his on field image. I last met him in the 1980's when he came to the insurance office I worked at, to sort out his daughter's motor claim. He was embarrassed that I recognised him, but stayed for ages telling us about his "battles" with Summerbee and others.

Seeing you have posted more than anybody else on this and the initial Clarkson thread, that is probably sage advice. Oh well.

Because if they are not capable of hosting the match, they would not be allowed into the league in the first place. The same applies to FA Cup matches and has done for ages.

There's this thing called "Google". http://www.footballconference.co.uk/playoffs.php?Dates

Someone mentioned yesterday about Adam getting away with an elbow to the face of Toby. Well he followed it up with a deliberate rake down the back of Bertrand's calf out near the touchline. Free kick given, but not even spoken to let alone a card.

Well I've spent the entire afternoon "supporting" Liverpool as I wish to go travel to lots of European away trips next year, (it was better than listening to Hampshire's latest batting collapse) and I have come to the inescapable conclusion, that whatever I wished for, had no bearing whatsoever on the final outcome. I will now open a bottle and pi ss myself stupid at Lovren and Smugface's sorrow.

Idiot. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32358581

Do you think Stevie G will go and watch Arsenal v Villa at Wembley for a birthday treat? (This is because his birthday is on the day of the final. Bet you lot didn't know that.)

Please keep up. This has been done to death on here. Latest proof. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32358581

Shot dead?

Europa League Group Stage away trips?

PEDANT ALERT!!

Do you continually make up your own stats? Or do you own the most inaccurate reference book? Graham Alexander? Phil Neal? Geoff Hurst? Francis Lee?

Wood I hope, after watching his efforts in both innings against Sussex. I also think they want to rotate him and Berg during the season.

Obviously.

TURKISH TO THE MAIN BOARD. CALLING TURKISH TO THE MAIN BOARD.

Do you mean THIS!! https://twitter.com/search?q=%23AskHarry&src=hash

The following day we did our usual Sunday night pub-crawl from Swaythling to Portswood. Having reached the Red Lion (now Talking Heads) we were advised to get up to the Drummond, where we found Ossie, Jim Steele and Jim McCalliog in full flow. Loads of great stories and many beers later, I left sometime after midnight as I had college in the morning. At that point Steele was lying on his back behind the bar, filling his pint by kicking the lager tap on and off. Imagine my surprise when the 3 of them were dropped for the game at Fatpipes on the Tuesday. Channon scored in the last minute for an totally undeserved 1-0 win, which relegated the Skates.