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I didn't mind Rihanna's slit. Shes probably as dark as I would go...

You aint a man, til you've had a tan!

Mars bars definately, but i think all chocolate bars had to slim down... Bottles of beer! They've gone from 330ml to 284ml (1/2 pint). Also from 24/20 to 15 in a crate.

Lee's going down, hes going down, hes going dowwwwn, hes going down. He did bottle the guy quite a few times, fact.

What about the new beer he's bringing in next season???????

It seems some of you lot would be happier if the club/players were up for sale... obviously hes waiting on the safe standing decision, before he builds our champions league stadium (in hedge end)

If you're going shopping in town and you've parked opposite toys r us (near tescos home, boots, staples etc) if you pop into furniture village, at the back of the store you can get FREE cookies and hot chocolate....

Just trying stick it up their arse, should have no problem dumping frigids then

Headache

What's grey and comes in pints? An elephant

One direction are gonna win, cos Simon 'created' the band himself... duh

I hope the players get to run out to the tune of 'Sandstorm'

tell them uggs are old hat now.....

Couldn't we do a football version of the Tri-nations, like Europe vs Americas. Maybe include African nations and Autralia/New Z I think they should just keep football to the western world, sod Asia and the middle east

Is this not classed as indoor football?

yeah, the roads are fine now with traffic on them. Its tomorrow morning you wanna watch out for, the big frost coming on top of the melted snow... ice ice baby

Enoch was right

Ok, thats companies, but how much would it cost us in people moving to the UK and taking the money back to their own countries, or the ones using out health service etc Does it really work in our favour being part of the EU?

and 'sound effects' and 'Sound FX'

its quite simple... Texts/instant messaging/forum posting - is normally bad grammar as its just time saving to abrevi8 You only need to use 'proper' grammar with formal documentation or anything 'serious' Whats the difference between 'effect' and 'affected'

I was told never to meet anyone through the internet. Plus you seem like a bunch of goons.

its just a tax

we need a song for lambert, he's our goal machine!!!

I cant believe we haven't got a song for Lambert yet

Its Matt Busby and his boys making all the ****ing noise cos they can't get the aeroplane to go