Jones91

This is actually the slowest week ever...

Yeah! its nearly as good as 'lee barnard, lee barnard'

mines 3 inches, but most girls dont like it that wide

'Come on you Saints' - we'd all sound like a load of snakes

i'll be there as usual corn market/off licence then tav/olive tree - its almost tradition

That is exactly what I was gonna say...

To be fair the old bill did set him up to go to prison, so they did ask for this, good on him. A few road side bombs should do the trick, this is like a mini version of the war in Afgan. Plus loads of mates misleading the plod is funny making them look completely stupid

I'm waiting for abdul to invent the flying carpet first

i'd even check the grandma out too also check the mums cooking skills, as they get passed on as well...

If it works, barry can send me the spare bottle of champagne

Barry should steal her phone and change the teachers number to his own, then can stitch her up anyway he wants

what a load of shyte, thats the only channel i watch

looks like we're signign another Pole...

I just go to the games so i know what you lot on here go on about all day every day

Conservative

has anyone got a youtube link for the 'what the f*ck is on your head?' think that tops the 'look like a wotsit' chant lol

Enoch Powell

I was in block 39 and could hear the itchen north singing 'knees up mother brown' for the first 10 mins of the second half! what a rotten song...

I'd prefer it if those extra "fans" at wembley didn't go to home games as they are just mugs who dont know any of the songs, who couldn't name most the team and make the queue for the beer/toilets longer!

cancun's good if you like beaches, partying, beer and fanny (the missus will like the shopping) otherwise u can go 20 mins down the coast to Playa del Carmen for more of a mexican setting and posh fanny what else would you go on holiday for?

i think you're on about, Saint sinner - pompey scum

a lot of this attendance had linked tickets to the pompey game, so those fans wont be back tuesday

get rid of this thread, no one likes a grass

in fairness to wayne bridge for not shaking john terrys hand, terry did say "smell my fingers" before hand

at least we can have a proper fight on the pitch saturday!