Jones91

*Five knuckle shuffle

bowl of Coco Pops and then a quick ****

Must of been a leap year

found him http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11274481

He should probably put his name at the start of his address. COYeggs

They can just stand on the seat, if they still aren't tall enough they must be small enough to carry

We're the barmy Archers army!

shhhhhhhh

This is better than sex

Just back from St Mary's, team looked like they didnt turn up and Chapel was dead as usual

Martin O'Nigel or Phil Howe

Might be trying to buy a boat...

gate crash weddings...

you definately need to trim the beast, grade 1 or 2 is best but shaving your ass is gay, you must be expecting a visitor...

I was born cesarean and it has affected me for most of my lfie. Sometimes even now I try to climb out of the sunroof when getting out of the car...

I've just made a video of my missus w4nking me off with her toes. The footage was amazing!

Diego Maradona

Sam Allardyce

It doesn't cost extra than a normal ticket on the day, its just cheaper if you buy in advance - it's just to give you some incentive for buying tickets earlier...

Delap signs for record fee of £4m

do do dododododo

cant we just buy and sell outside the window like pompey? plus we can get a more expensive player if we dont pay their wages or tax

Apparently a lot of Pakistani students are below C-level

he said a month thats like 18k pw

I'm just trying to imagine Pardew lining up his Guly next to his Butt