Window Cleaner

Penalty to tranmere

Nope Jaidi is still on

yes

Is Hammond still on the pitch?

Lallana straight at the keeper

we're fouling too much

Doesn't sound like vintage Puncheon this afternoon.

Basil Brush on our bench then?

Over the bar

Free kick to us 30 yds out

Our two 5 goal wins have absolutely sh*gged us out

well at least the first of the last chances

Pitch sounds like a cattle grid. We really need to get out of this league..this season.

Sounds like a bit of a dull game,

Exactly, would probably get booked for simulation

Probably tried to use his right foot when the left was a cinch,happens every time, puts the trajectory and timing all wrong. Still apparently he has 2 equal feet, wonder who made that up.

my my, there's a rare occurence then. AL is a 50 goal a season midfielder who only scores 30% of the easy chances he gets. Still never mind.

About time too, Barnard 1-1 Especially as Huddersfield are 1 down

doesn't matter, winning today will net them at least another million £ and make them a more attractive prospect for buyers.Whoever didn't wind them up at the first audience should be hung drawn and quartered..several times because now they're off the hook and making money to pay whatever it is they owe, albeit a bit late.

there is hardly ever a radio link outside the area of the host club or outside the Solent area. You have to pay your money and listen to Saints Player, or Tranmere Player or whatever, it's pretty universal now.Tranmere would probably Radio Merseyside or something like that.

I have just finished watching the "Full 90" on Saint's player. I can't help but think we would be even more devastating if we cut down on the hoicked high ball a bit, far, far too much of it..

Who cares about the yobs anyway, they probably see prison in true Fletch fashion..as an occupational hazard.

he was solid for us at first and then he just went all doolally,sort of Alan Bennett in reverse.

Unfortunately he's about the only one who hasn't worked out how to defend against us, well when we're away from home that is. Just swamp the pitch and pass a couple of hundred head of cattle onto it for a couple of hours (or 30 rugbymen-same thing anyway) and you'll do just fine.

How can a Roumanian built Renault be classed as good news? Just asking