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No, I am advising serious reflection .

Ah right we've had a few of them on here. Good side at one time in the days of John Hagger,John Wathan and Dave Poole.

no the cat ate it, there are no mice in the cheese-shop sketch, the van breaks down, cheddar isn't popular in this manor and the cat eats the Camembert,which is very runny.

The joys of parenthood eh. Both of our are in higher education now,but there was a time when all young couples thinking of having children should have spent a couple of days with us. The birthrate would have halved.

Gone in a Minute , Vanishing Point and Apocalypse Now would seem to most apt to me. Leaving las Vegas is probably the most apt scenario, except we've played crap football till we died.

A disaster, poor 1 day batting again. Crawley isn't a 1 day batsman any more. We get behind the run rate from the start and then have to go for dopey shots.

An Outside Tackle?

A new take on the continuing saga of Saint's administration. Me I'm the kind of stone-marten that wants to eat all his blueberries straight away. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JlSf0Lonv5k

Chain saw gets the job done efficiently and quickly.

worse than that. Bahamas standard. They may run fast but the football is diabolical. I've seen better Sunday League sides.

Basildon Bond? Also the home of Pitney Bowes who made office equipment, wonder if MJ ever sold that brand. No sorry that was Harlow.

Good for you Pancake, I'd be ashamed to admit I had any contacts in Basildon (or Essex in general tbf)

You're very eloquent today BTF, nice luncheon?

Are you sure, I thought that we established that they were one and the same.

David Jones and Kenneth Toynton?? Accountants all,although Toynton's daughter did star in Eastenders, surely that's a sure sign of a good footballing brain.

didn't they do Halifax Town? think they got wound up and dropped 3 divisions even in non-league football. Bournemouth?? yeah right. What's the best they've done so far?

Both look like something out of the Onedin Line, the brave Captain Baines and some Manchester ship broker who wanted to introduce steamships instead of Square Rigged Tea Cutters.

So his fee would now be approaching a million £, plus VAT I suppose.

No R's in the Chinese calendar either, just Ws

Certainly not, the fact that it's x+1 means that from the big bang to infinity it will probably never happen. Lebesgue is a sort of frilly (and virtually uselss) variation of Reimann isn't it. Long time since I needed to know that sort of thing. I remember some poor Indian professor who couldn't say zero properly (that's why he was nicknamed Giro) trying to explain it all to us in the hour before lunch on a monday morning.

You do of course realise that if the MJ aided bid should be accepted, words like d*ckhead, pr@t,charlatan, fool,pillock and joker would no longer be usable in his regard. Until of course we get beaten 4-0 at home by Oldham, then they will be in free circulation again.

Sounds a bit like that Polish Fransiscan friar who's just published a sex manual then.

It's quite straightforward, Friday is the integral of x+1/7 within the limits of 0 to infinity. The value of x is a member of the McClaurin series Monday-Sunday. Got that, get working it out then.

If that's the case then I would say that it's odds on that Crouch is involved in that in some. Otherwise it's b....x

He is taking too long because we should already be preparing next season in a positive manner and not be still unsure of anything at all.He is taking too long because we just won't have the money to pay the staff very soon now, a week today probably.It was he himself who started saying "there's not much time, Saints have lifesuport for just a few weeks". If he thinks it's Ok as it is then let him formally rescind that statement. He started in a blaze of publicity on the OS with frequent updates, TV interviews and what have you, now there's f*ck all.That's how I can say it's taking too long.