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I know it's not 2 million quid, I know it's not enough to keep the wolves at bay, otherwise he wouldn't be begging us for money would he. He wanted to give 2 million, let him do it.Then he'll get my vote for beanie of the day.

Perhaps he should appoint Gorman and Dodd to sort us out.

Well they'll have to send someone round every week to collect mine then. I used to be a Tenovus football agent, amazing the crap people will stump up for if you send someone round for it.

Where are they going to get the money to bid from then , oh right .... I forgot we're all going to stump up 30p or something is that it?

Scored every 5 games or so then, that's striker rate nowadays. Mind you Graham was always well placed when balls dropped outside the box,thunderbolt of a shot as well, kept the ball low very well.

Sounds like it will be a right old gabfest.

This is Jodie Schechter the ex Ferrari driver, yapi by nationality? Buffalo milk is needed for Mozzarella cheese, mozzarella cheese is needed for pizzas although a lot of people put emmenthal on them instead.

But a 4 goal lazy bastard all the same, like Gerd Muller, appeared to be the laziest footballer on this planet, one of the leading goal scorers.Just always there when he needed to be, sod tracking back and defending.

Why would that be then. Failed at Ipswich despite loads of cash so we have to get him in here where there's no cash.Give over with ex players, none of them are good enough, not even Shearer, he will fail dismally as well.

At least he's a football man, virtually runs Monaco. When they didn't want to dob up to keep Barthez he told them to stop tossing about or he'd cut off the money.

Did you draw the short straw in the "Today's Optimist" contest Amesbury?

read above, none of you understand Harry Redknapp that's for sure. A bloke who's been there and done that can't stand having a stupid little wimp like Woodward brought in over him. You might as well tell him to **** off for all the use he'll be to you.Don't doubt Rupert meddled as well.

of course

Why do you think we will beat Burnley, good side, too good for us I'm afraid.

not enough assets to strip.

Don't think the football league charge anyone with anything, just deduct points from the club .

Trouble is Stu we've tried to play the FL for a bunch of imbeciles. They are no doubt saying, so you're not in admin(or the FC Ltd isn't) well pay your f*cking bills then. That wasn't very bright. The others come clean, we have to try and pull the wool over everybody's eyes as per usual.

We won't get anywhere near enough money. We owe tens of millions, doubt if we'd get enough to pay the Electricity bill to be honest, let alone the tax bill, or the rates, or the players. I see 75K or something like that on the pledgeola, peanuts, great effort but in the larger plan of things, peanuts.

I guess Darlington don't have our monstrous wage bill eh.Perhaps they don't owe money left right and centre and aren't trying to play the tricky dicky with the Football League. Our problem is our wage bill, it's above our revenue every month, month in,month out.Plus all the ancillary crap, shops,marketing and what have you. Perhaps Umbro have asked us to pay for the shirts they sold us or something. When we made our own it probably cost far less.

Not enough bucket men on Saturday again then?

don't think he gets a game too often now.May be injured or loaned out for all I know.

Paula Radcliffe lives in Monaco, bet she can run faster than any of our players. Might see her next week, I'll ask her if she's interested in buying SLH.

Southampton Boys count? played at the Dell against Skate Boys and Bristol Boys (I think, bunch of overgrown farm louts anyway) P2 W2 And even at 13 I think I had a better shot on me than Lallana.

and with what are we going to pay the salaries in may,june and july?