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I do that with my running shoes. Go to the specialist shop, try them all on, make an excuse and order them online for 60% of the price. Stingy bastard me ????

I have no idea but there are studies on the subject apparently. I don't look at porn and I'm not Amish. Don't rate porn myself, then again, my Mrs is extremely good looking even though she's not 21 any more. No I'm not posting a picture so don't bother.

In fact some Amish communities seem to allow basic use of the internet for non-frivolous usage. Lets the Muppet Show out though I guess.

A good question, I must research into Amish and the Internet, might see if I can't get a research grant for it.

Under 25 what ?

A lot of regular board posters seem a bit straight-laced to me. Muppet show would be too shocking for them. Why I wouldn't be surprised if a few of them aren't Amish or Quakers or something. Doesn't need much to upset some main board posters.

When I was at Imperial nearly all the students were drawn towards Chelsea sooner or later. I must admit to watching them when Saints weren't in London . Mind you students could afford football in those days.

Isn't it 15% minimum for the FA Cup? 15% of 32000 is the 4800 that they got.

probably the fact that we haven't signed 10 new players by the 5th January I expect. It's pretty evident though that Saints don't like dealing with agents, many of our players seem to have been persuaded not to have an agent per se.

and keep falling over

Swansea are looking another striker though, can't remember his name, another young Spaniard perhaps, sh*t hot apparently. Nope that's Arsenal, Swansea have enquired after Kenwyne Jones if you believe all you read.

he said that Clyne was almost there on Tuesday, not risked perhaps. Don't think NA is particulary accurate when he ever speaks about injuries. Said we had "knocks" before another game as well but they'd probably play, then we had quite a few changes, Fulham perhaps or Stoke, can't remember. NB Stoke it was Gaston and Clyne.

Perhaps the management feel that selling them Lambert would help us to achieve that. A very Machiavellian approach I admit but I'm not sure that Machiavelli doesn't have his adepts on our "board". If they buy Lambert they might not buy someone better if you catch my drift..

Depends if Clyne and Gaston will be fit though. Think we sometimes understate injuries to our players.

Far too much being made of this defeat, we couldn't afford to progress and Chelsea have the FA Cup as a prime objective. NA couldn't say we didn't want to win could he but I have no doubt that yesterday was not a priority for us unlerss of course Chelsea didn't turn up and made it easy for us. Couldn't play a reserve team because of the price, besides we haven't got one. Imagine if we'd put out the side that we did against Leeds, Southampton would have gone into meltdown when we lost.

Here's a thought, perhaps he was just going home to Liverpool and thought he'd be a wag and spread a bit of BS. Scousers do that sometimes, it amuses them. Thursday after training, week-end off, sort of belated New Year with his family like. Then again he was on the bench yesterday so scrub the week-end off.

the response is pretty obvious, Pardew doesn't do the hiring and firing and he who does probably didn't travel with the Toon side. Perhaps there were facilities to be looked at or houses or something. There are tons of reasons why he wouldn't want to go to Brighton to see Pardew.

Indeed it is, I think there are a lot of semi-frigid women in the UK. I really don't see that what happened in the OP would pose a problem for most women (not UK though). Most would just pile in or at least give you a hand

Jos will need to have another good game at Villa. Still as they have Benteke and have re-activated Bent that might be just up his street.

well I don't know, depends on how the wife is about "home cooking" really. Some women take great pride in their "cooking" and don't like you having a "snack" between meals. I just know what my good lady would probably do, why? I couldn't say, perhaps the situation has already arisen at sometime in the past because I am distinctly mindful of one occasion when it well might have, although that was her fault in the first place, expecting too much too often..

or Hooper

video-conference from the comfort of his lounge for initial talks more than, likely, then again wouldn't Saints have had to agree to that already ? If he went there (which I sincerely doubt) then the processus must be advanced. Thought he was on the video footage in the build up interview though, could be wrong and that's done when? Thursday ? edit; Didn't realise that there are 3 flights a day Soton-Toon, do they fill up ?

Chelsea have depth, if one player is having an off'ish day they can pull him off and put on another mega-star. If Puncheon is not on song we put on De Ridder... not the same is it. We could only afford to win this game at the first try, when we went behind NA quite rightly let it go. I'd have thrown the game anyway...youth team

some of them even before that. Need a clear out but doubt if we have the funds to refurbish the squad in sufficient numbers. Then again we've only 18 PL games left this season now so we might be able to have a bit of a prune. Look forward to some serious outgoings in the next 2 weeks or so. Something like 3 in 6 out.

Most refs are lamp genies where penalty shouts for Utd, Citeh and Chelsea are concerned. You wish is my command Master sort of stuff.