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Perhaps Nigel should try to get one of those T Shirts that Kimi Raikkonen has been handing out.

Improved since I was there last week then, just as I remembered good old Southampton, cold, windy, dark and damp.

Probably about the only real FACT on this thread.

I've seen them at the Dell. Anyway it's up his way, him being from the Blackburn area..

A rotter ?? thought that died out with Billy Bunter.

Let's face it, in these times of crisis anyone with a job is "happy" Unless of course you're a raging French Communist Civil servant and can't be sacked whatever you do....then not so much.

In fact there are some names on those visitor pages that no-one has heard of. Anyone ever seen a post from Iniesta,loz20 or Downthe36 ??

Here's an unusual photo for you

Si the Saint looks like a bit of a nosey parker.

Doubt it, 1976 Child got banned for a long time and only lasted about a day on his re-instatement. Mind you he did put up a photy of a dog banging a girl or something.

saw that film the other day, my what a complicated life Keeler led.

You're right, last time I saw him he was about as wide as a double decker is high.

Not so, anyone can look up MRD and CK, two of the best known sluts in British History. Mind you Southampton had it's share in political scandals at that time remember the faked suicide Postmaster General John Stonehouse?? Knew his sister unbangable though much too old.

Right See I'm having trouble with me photos. As for the rest a gentleman nevers bandies ladies names about,

Got to be Mandy Rice-Davies for me, every schoolboys dream in the 60s . Mind you quite a few preferred Keeler but she was a total slut.

Well I behaved like a perfect gentleman guv..

Ooh err, wish I hadn't looked. I've been hit (amongst others) by Jenny63 and Sharon, neither of them post here. One could be my ex and the other my high school girlfriend. Just knew I shouldn't have bragged about the Bay City Rollers concert and having sh@gged an awful lot of women in my young days. I shall go back to hiding in shadows where I don't belong, no more clues, sorry gals.

If we're only looking at Harry Redknapp and Gordon Strachan we must have tunnel vision. Cortese won't appoint either of them.

In fact only Sunderland and Man U have more tackles per game than us and we're pretty low down the fouls/game table as well. http://www.whoscored.com/Regions/252/Tournaments/2/Seasons/3389/Stages/6531/TeamStatistics/England-Premier-League-2012-2013

I played for Southampton Schools in the late 60s, left winger, took a right kicking from Bournemouth Boys at Dean Court, never played against Pompey though.

Quite, Man U aren't cloggers but they've still got nearly double our cards. In fact with Morgan on 3 and Jos on 3 as well that leaves just 4 for all of the rest of the players. Given that Clyne got a card for taking his shirt off that leaves just 3 for however many players we've used this season. We do not tackle hard enough and we do not make ourselves unpleasant enough. No doubt there's some sort of fine system for cards in place. 4 yellows for (about) 95 mangames isn't enough.

And lets face it, spending 15 million to get out of League 1 and then the NPC isn't really very economic. Especially when you already had the best striker,2 of the best midfielders and (in theory only) the best goalkeeper.I think the only regular player who came through our youth system during those 2 seasons was AOC and we sold him to the Arse after a few of months.

So far 10 yellow and 0 Red cards, we're near the bottom of the league for that. In fact the bottom 3 are amongst the least "naughty" teams . Has behaving themselves been overplayed.

leftback told us once I think, changed the flooring or something like that.

Rangel must be suspended as well I think.