Window Cleaner

He was a desperation signing,we'd fussed and fannied our way through a whole January window with virtually nothing to show for it apart from Danny N'Guessan on loan and the wolf-pack were braying for new faces,just as they're doing now despite the fact that we've signed 2 players,so we got Jonno Quick.

35 million and he's theirs, isn't that the going rate just now.

It's Celtic FFS, I could score goals against Inverness Caledonian Thistle and Mallaig Wanderers.

Martin O'Neill and Scott Parker are still waiting for him to chip in with the rent for their collective flat in Winchester. Those advocating Hooper at silly prices shoulod just remember back to last summer and remind themselves where Parker,Owen,Maynard and Sharp are now.

Because...........we don't do that.Look at our current side...who's the player for whom we've paid most Fox,Jos, take your pick but it's a side that's been assembled carefully and thoughtfully at a reasonable cost and we'll not change that methodology until we have the financial bonanza of the PL to help us. This 6 million/8 million stuff is just made up shîte or agent talk.It happens every transfer window.

the figures probably come from Championship Manager or something like that.We will not pay 6/7/8 million £ for a player whilst we are in the NPC

Palace must be making a bit out of the League Cup so they can probably afford a couple of players of Puncheon calibre,15 bob each,2 for a quid.

Pompey related threads should also be on the Lounge or even the Muppet Show .

doubt if that would be any too hard, Friend Cestrian seems to be easily of despair.

there was a thread on the Lounge long before this one, it's just that there are always excitable people about who just can't wait to start new threads.Should get rapped over the knuckles every 3rd time that they do it.

Preposterous...you could bet your old boots that AL wouldn't want to go to Celtic, we've no doubt had offers for him from far better sides and turned them down.

And it probably is....how many of these cases actually come to court? I mean you could write a who's who of footballers accused of sexual assaults but most of them are just efforts to extract money from overpaid young men.

which is why you should read Last Exit to Brooklyn, there's a passage about the camaraderie of being nth in line for a gang bang.

Last Exit to Brooklyn ?? or in this case Last Exit to Bognor.

not so much huh !!

definition of the market place...where supply meets demand.If there's no demand for the player at 1 million £ then supplying him at that price will fail.Depends if we want him out on loan again and have to restart the processus in May.For Puncheon it is a no brainer, the first club that makes a definite offer at 500K or over should be allowed to sign him immediately.

Whatever, sounds like a highly improbable scenario, not the way Nigel does things at all.

Personally I'm getting pretty fed up with all the speculation and zero action. Hopefully Lee will be available soon enough cos Hooper,Maynard,JRod,Sharp et al just seem like the biannual dose of hot air to me,and as I guess there's no chance of us signing Beckford...well I'll be pleased when we get to 1st Feb, hopefully with another 4 points at least on the board and we can get on with getting the best out of players that we already have.

Very worrying, class act if he wants to be.

Yes probably 70s,lost after taking the lead,think it was Channon, could have been a penalty.Did 3 games that week-end when Easter Football was Easter Football, Friday,Saturday,Monday for all teams in the football league.

neither can I, we have an academy and a development squad full of better players than young Dunk. Agent speak is getting to be absurd.

What on earth would we want with pie boy Hammill? I think a lot of fans don't realise just how good our midfield is right now.If you can't get a game for wolves you won't get a game for Saints.

to be honest you've got to be pretty good to play for Saints nowadays.Most of our players could get some sort of PL contract if they weren't too exigent or concerned about playing too often.I mean if a fair few fans think Guly is crap what hope is there for Doble tbh.

ooooooooh I did that once for a Good Friday late morning game, was really quiet but still took a bottle on the head for my trouble, still no bottles now so might only catch a few coins or the odd antiquated mobile phone.

Mind you Wigan would be no loss, if you look at the density of PL clubs in a box of about 60 miles square it's a bit overloaded.