Bearsy

here is tackle of duck yo:

right bout what pap? I've read some posts but I'm bit confused. Was the bombs fake like moon landings?

sorry bro i will try improve quality control for future posts!

i was hoping for photos of ur cock + balls

they've got have a decent team villa. Unfortunately the other half is utter shite like delph & bennett

**** me what a goal that is

not me, I've reverted to default state of patronising indifference bout what happens to portsmouth. It was nice having credible rival for that brief moment 5 years ago or whatever but they so far beneath us now it ain't even funny yo. I hope Brighton come up. Maybe after a few years they can become someone worth arguing bout!

tell me more bout the woman on the train 100% naked

one time, instead of answering question he picked his nose and wiped it on simon brotherton's jacket.

is this a rubert the bear jibe, or merely jealousy cos of my financial anal-sis & razor sharp business acutemens???

Those was exactly my thoughts sfc1976! I'm not ideaologically opposed to managers wearing jeans, but i couldn't pass the jeans in question on account of their colour, cut & ankle lenght. I'm not sure Ponch is the right build anyway to pull off a jeans look, they tend to more suit the slight of build yo.

totes! If the owners is in it to make money now is the time yo! As you say if we don't win another game for 4 years we'll still get £90m from tv. Plus this summer is gonna be good one for selling players cos all prem teams are rolling in additional tv cash! I'd sell everything that i can, I'd play the youth team & sell them if they get good, I wouldn't spend any more than I'm earning from ticket sales and then I'd flip the club as a debt free concern in league 1 or whatever once I've trousered all the parachutes! I mean, hope the Lieb-bears don't tho!

spiders get splatterated & then i leave the corpse out as warning to others. Winged beats is ushered gently towards the exit, except wasp who i baseball with plastic ruler. I'm only allowed to get them mid-air tho, smashing landed wasps is not cricket yo.

Nathan dyer gonna have fox in his pocket yo, like a stolen phone

I see that Targett play a couple of months back and he was, to put it politely, not ready.

to be honest i was too lazy to even look, i was just trying to trick someone to do it for me. Olallana is big sucker!

no sign of luke shaw, is he still injured yo?

i reckon young players should be under 20 yo. Benteke is in his mid 30s

unusual for women to vote on little nobbs

is this actually on offer charlie? I feel like ur wasting my time!

lol at all the draws, i spose it was 0-0, 0-0, 0-0...

oh i might cancel that then. I wouldn't of thought homeless need much money, they have v.low overheads.

I'm only here for the off topics I reckon we should sign Andy Carroll & Danny Wellbeck cos they're better than Lambart + Rodriguez, apparently.

I've been paying £20 per month to something called Mungos since 2008. I don't even know what mungos is. I'm imagining retards or something.