Bearsy

Oooh that sounded sinister! I weren't making a threat i was just saying bout how when i need a knob enlargement, i always get it done at Saint Luke's. I'm sure a lot of people do.

you sound like a hospital to me pal

What does King Kong call his new eye lenses?

It's more a desire to get punch out the first XI homes

I don't wanna come over all intellectual or whatever but i know some things bout apostrophes and this thread should be more bout Jack Cork's opinion of FIFA2013 and not vice versas

They is also saying "Oh my days" a lot. I ain't sure what that means as yet.

I've not long moved up here bro, I don't know if to try and learn it or not - on the one hand it's nice to fit in or whatever, on the other hand they sound proper stupids! They say some weird stuff up here! If you is talking rot like bletch they is saying you is "chattin bubbles". Instead of are they is saying am. Like "How am yer?" which means like "Good afternoon, how are you doing today my good man"

I can do a jamaican but it don't go down too well these days. I can also do a good Down's Syndrome. I'm trying to read Tokyos posts in a scottish but it ain't really happening he should say things like "Och Aye!" and stuff more often. Also if he could talk to someone called Jimmy

you can talk more bout your book or whatever if you like bletch, specially if there's more dirty bits like when she is giving you a hand job into a handkerchief and then you is sniffing it

You reading this b!tches! The dumb mods is trying for 5 years to get their greasy mittens on Zeppos hard earned fivers but no he is steadfastly lurking them BOOM! Bearsy gets on the case and within 24 hours we is having full access to empty his bank accounts! I should be getting commission for this! I should at least be getting free poppadoms at the next Curry Night! Stevegrants, just mikes, st_chalets..................... the other ones................. you boys took one hell of a beatings!

He does a bit. He comes on here once every 5 years, drops his load on an old thread and then retreats to a safe distance while we all go mad speculating bout his ellype... eleps.... dots

Nah alright, I mean it ain't you is it though? I feel like i've seen that picture elsewheres and he had a little Feyenord badge on his shirt. I'm just being the Saintsweb fact checker or whatever. I'm deputy MLG. Tokyo, when Smirky sends you his pics make sure to copy me in blud.

Lies it was me when I was a feyenord fan.

I dunno................................................ I reckon it could catch on! Ain't there been a lot of new peoples popping up lately? I mean not so much in here, no-one posts in Muppet shows, but on the main board in general and junk. I guess it's cos we're............................................. premier leagues now. I quite like it. I wish pap would stop mugging off these newcomers when I'm trying to enlist them to the muppet show massive tho, I'm trying to get them before they get stole away to the darks side of posting bout attendances on the main board.

Zeppington needs help, he's only just learning to use keyboards. It wants to be like this: How Many Tokyos Does It Take To BLANK a BLANK? BLANK - because he's BLANK (you have to fill in the blanks, Zepmeister)

That's good tradecraft. You never know when she's listening. I sort of agree I mean I like her hair or whatever but if she took it off and it was a wig and she was all scabby and bald underneath, with missing teeth and one of them outy belly buttons I'd probably mark her down a few points. I'm still at that stage of my life i reckon where once a girl is a certain level of hotness it don't really make much difference if she's ultimate hot or normal everyday hot. I mean, it don't make much difference to my boner. I dare say the day will come when I'll be all like, "Meh, she's alright but not a patch on the bird I ****ged in 1982 or whatever. I'd sooner stop in watch Newsnight."

Dude if I had started this thread it would have been shifted to The Muppet Shows quicker than Ryan Dickson popping home for his afternoon bone. Either Hatch has some incriminating information bout JustMikes or the Mods, as I have long suspected, are perverts.

Yeah, we can get all sticky over Wags in the muppet shows. This motion is seconded or whatever.

I didn't know bout all these lurkers silently reading through threads and not saying stuff bout it. That's a bit weird innit! I mean I know zep has clearly got his own unwanted houseguest and I'm usually happy to help or whatever, but I don't want to encourage this lurking behaviours. I'm forcing Zeps into the sunshines! Zep, I am happy to learn you The Bearsy MethodTM but in order to qualify you have to: Post in the Muppet Shows every day for at least 1 week Tell me bout what your only other forum post was bout Tell me more bout the unwanted house guest what you want to get rid of using The Bearsy Method ™ Make an amusing joke at Tokyos expense Looking forward to your future contributions! Bearsy xx

Really? Christ, you'd think Clive Owens would have better things to do. Brendan Rogers was coming across as a bit of a d!ck. Also, he looks a proper bender in that dress he wears to take training.

I see a bit of it. The voice over sounded like Clive Owens. The bits I saw was a bit embarrassing, it was like a puff piece going on bout how an amazing decision it is to appoint a visionary manager like Brendan Rogers, which was a bit looools when I'm looking at the league table.

Ain't it that the FSF is a self appointed bunch of moaning busybodies with no official or legal powers, and they is just being crybabies cos we is not giving them props on our websites.

That's a pretty weird place to put your tv. I reckon she don't use them hobs much. Probably why she never offers me a bacon sandwich in the morning.

Nah I think you've got the wrong movie there Windows, I mean i think it was called something like that but there was no James McAlvoys and was definitely Mel Gibsons. I'll try and remember bit more bout it... So there's Mel Gibsons and he is driving a taxi or something and he wants to kill President Obama and Baldy Big Nose from Star Trek wants to stop him... no that don't sound quite right. So Baldy Big Nose from Star Trek wants Mel Gibsons to kill President Obama, yeah that's it, and what he does is make Mel Gibsons read the Catcher In The Sky like loads of times so that he learns bout how they got away with killing Abrahams Lincolnshire or whatever. And Julia Roberts is riding a horse or something, and she don't want Mel Gibsons to do it... so she like I don't remember the details but it worked out in the end. What you have to learn Windows is it's all very well reading books but when you read a book and think it's bout one thing you have to read it again more careful and look out for subtexts to find out what it's really bout. That's why movies is useful cos they have experts in reading books. Like you might read the catcher in the sky and think it's about a 50 year old being disuwhatever bout his brother dying of aids, but when you see the subtext you discover what it's really bout is Mel Gibsons killing Abrahams Lincoln and Julia Roberts riding a horse.

Your gonna eat your words Window when the muppet show massive is coming on here backing up my infos! It's totally Lols that I know more bout it and I aint even read the dumb book!