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That Siri dude don't know nothing bout nothing! I'm like "where is my keys?" and iPhones is all "I can only look for businesses in United States" That is not the answers i was looking for!

Ooooh that is an awkward handshake! I wasn't really buying none of this till I saw that!

I read somewhere that AVB had more points per game than Di Matteo. Spose he was resting players in the league, but still found it interestings!

Good lucking getting Blackpool to be reasonable NC! They'll be all, "hello remember us? we wanted to buy Puncheon and you was all hardball £1.5m not a penny less? Well guess what... Ince will be £10m not a penny less. Phillips you say? Yeah we can do a deal on Phillips I dare say. £20m. Not a penny less."

Sweet! I'm lallana! Suck on that haters! Why are we releasing Windows? I'm fond of Windows! Did he make a skacel joke too?

Dunno bout that pap, men behaving badly was wack! If he weren't agoraphobic i dont even think you've got a show. Is agoraphobic even the word i want - sounds like he's scared of wool! Is Neil Stukes the guy what replaced him? He didn't do a decent job! He was wack! Wack is my new word, i read it in an old skateboarding magazine - it means "bad"!

Márquez would be a good signing!

I've been watching this old tv show i found on youtube called "Game On". It's about this dude what has got agrophobias and can't leave his flat. It's not as depressing as it sounds tho cos the main character is a dude and he's renting rooms to this ginger sap which he gets to bully and a Hot Chick whose knickers he wears while she's out. The main character is really cool! he's kind of arrogant which is funny but you can't help but like him. Thing is tho i watched the first series, there's like six episodes, and then i was gonna eagerly start in on the second series... but they'd replaced the Cool Dude with this Utter ****! Totally ruined it, I couldn't even watch no more. Anyone ever heard of this series? Any idea what happened - did the actor die or something?

Hi Jillyanne! You mean me? Or are you gazing down thoughtfully on the young stallion you just bedded all riddled with guilts? I'm 23... but don't worry i'm still willing to take a run at you as long as you no older than like, dunno, what's my upper limit here... are you older than Cher? I'd probably still take a run at Cher!

Hmmm I'm thinking bout this too and the only way it makes any sense is if like the article suggests we is trying to attract Big Name players like the pienaars and adam johnsons. I'd be surprised tho! I remember last year when i advised NC not to pay more than £3m for anyone to play in the Championships he listened to my advices and we was on the same page. I haven't advised him yet on what to spend in the prem, but i'd probably sooner we was a bit softly-softly-catchy-monkey than going out spunking big vulgar monies all over the place!

Thanks MLG, I'm up to speed now!

Why's everyone going on about Adkins leaving? Edit: Oh I've seen dat article now. Don't like the sound of dat! When NC gave old pardew the push didn't he say "we are aware keep changing managers is bad ideas" or something?

Yeah sorry about that Hamster! The attachment was too big for one pm so I had to split it down into 8 smaller ones!

If birds are gonna sing outside my window when I'm hung over, they could at least learn some decent songs! Noisy bastards!

What is you going on about Hamster! Is you drunken? Why wait 30 years when you could have the finished article now. Is dat what your saying? I spose dat's ok if you think the mum's hotter, or even the dad, I ain't gonna tell you no. It's not my place. I'd be surprised if you could pull that one off tho, in my experiences the mum & dad of your girlfriend aren't nearly as up for bonings as you'd think from reading Dear Deidre.

I'm not sure there'll be any ugly girls in the futures Ohio! Girls is definitely getting better looking all the time! Like one time my mum shows me pictures of her and her school friends and I was all rolling on the floor laughing at what munters they was! Partly i spose it was cos of the crappy hair cuts and clothes what they wore but i think it's still true that girls is just getting better looking all the time! I'm gonna go back down my old school and gain access to the girl's locker room to check my hypothesis more accurately. They'll probably be cool with it cos it's for sciences!

No way Johnny you is looking at it all wrong! It's better to be a kid today than at any times in the past! Even my own parents who aint all that old talk about only having like two channels on tv and having to go to phone boxes to ring people when they was kids! Kids of the future will have it better still! It makes perfect sense to burn up all the fossil fuels - what else is you gonna do with it? When it runs out they'll all be finding better ways to do nuclear powers and things! Plus in the futures we'll all have robot slaves to make our dinners and merk people and stuff! It'll be awesome! I can't wait for my robot slave! In Futurama on tv you could get robot sex slaves what are perfect replicas of your favourite celebrities! How sweet will that be! You won't even bother having kids in futures! You'll have them make little clones of yourself! Then you'll have them copy your brain or whatever into the little clone and get to go round and bone all the same girls again! Ah man, the future will be so sweet!

That was a pretty exciting game! Watching West Ham is like watching England, they is all organisations and no funs, all hoping on a couple of quality players to pull them out the sh!t. Felt bad for Blackpool, but i wouldn't mind us buying their wingers! I thought Ferguson was class too, but i spose he ain't got the legs for prem no more.

I want to promote dannysfc up from the youth team! I think he is deserving of Long Term Contract! I am even willing to pay his £5! Also MINIBARCELONASAINT tho i think he could use a season out on loan.

I was looking at the 2005 team what got relegated, trying to figure out how the current team compares. We had Crouch, Phillips and Camara for strikers FFS! Much as I love the current gang you'd be hard pushed to argue that Lambert, Sharp and Lee is betters! Midfield was pretty sh!te though, back then. I couldn't figure at all who was playing left midfield - was we sticking Anders out there?

That's a classic MLG post! Usually you include a links citing evidences tho!

I only ever read first sentences! It's a real timesavers! I've read the complete works of dickens, Tale of Two Cities was the best i really got what he was saying with that one, man!

Dat would leave us with like 4 midfielders! Can't see Chaplow and Hammond moving on but i spose they might not be first choices no more!

Who is most longest serving now Bart is gone?

Harsh! Edit: oh hold ons i thought you was going for under estimate, maybe you was going or understates. which makes more sense!