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Saw that in the corner of my eye, sent me off my seat.

Anyone else seen the chav with the dwarf features everytime they go to Fratton Park on SSN?

Get friggin in there................... Now lets go win it!!!!

Howe will be so ****ing smug if they win this. Reminds me of a **** PE teacher I had who thought he was god's gift.

Who's this ale drinking cvnt someone was on about that has not seen Saints win since the 1700's and is at Turf Moore? I want him gone.

Got a sneaky feeling we are going to play very well today. COYR

Jeff Stelling has just torn NC a new one.

IF we got promoted, I think that has given us an insight to the sort of transfer policy we may adapt.

yes... in another team. All seriousness, he does have something to offer and I would like to see named on the bench for a few Championship games.

That'll be the nipper.

Hoskins, Sinclair and the black lad who's the spit of Do Prado, Somli??

Biggest concern is when we reach the Premiership. What transfer policy will we be adopting?

good in'it!!

I'm going for 6-1 Saints.

its one of mine on my 'bucket list'.

the ultimate filth.

Chin up Steve.

Craig Richards is back in England currently.

Jeff Brazier. tries so hard.

It is a combination of things such as playing surfaces, age and so on. At work and with my under 10s and 12s we spend 15 minutes stationary stretching. Boys at that age half heartedly stretch. Encourage square, dips, over the gates, exaggerated kicks. Nice and slow. Hope that helps.

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Need some help please. Looking at getting a new lappy but never 100% sure what’s what these days. Basically all I want is a laptop I can play Football Manager efficiently on, browse the web at a decent speed, itunes and a very high resolution/HD screen. Have toyed with the idea of getting a mac but not sure if you can get Microsoft Office on there and if their reliable. Maximum I would spend is around £800, so please can someone give me the right specs just to re-iterate what I think will do? Fully aware I sound bit of a ***** but not too sure on the laptops.

What an utter **** thread this has turned into....

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Yes, have to agree that the article isn't the most clear. Must of been a scuffle for 6 lads to be nicked.