Legod Third Coming

Hah BTF magnifcent....

LOL - you have to larf. As for Wiseman - has he two brothers and then we could also find a virgin and maybe the messiah will come... Oh wait, three wise men and a virgin in Southampton... forget it.

No to both. But I want Wotte to show the humility required of a failure until he succeeds, then he be as arrogant as he fecking well likes.

Only one manager has ever criticised fans and survived.

Mate, I'm looking at a black hole in my pension the size of Calcutta - think yourself lucky you've got one - tax dodger On a serious note, wot a bunch of *********** they are, aren't they?? Tax you on the interest on money you saved from taxed income. Tax you on dividends in a pension!!!! Money you invested from taxed income. Tax you on the pension which is paid from money you were taxed on when you earned it... Jees. And we though Rupert had some front!!!!

Well, while it tasted magnificent it probably hasn't done me any good!! And enjoy your retirement, the reason I have to work so fecking hard is to pay for all you tax dodgers... (In truth I will probably end up going but I am buying a ticket right behind Wotte to give him what little I can afford of my marbles...)

If you did come, and paid, I would at least have the deceny to make a go of the turfing and if it went tits up, wouldn't blame you for it... of course, if there was only one of you and you hadn't been shouting appropriate words of encouragement, perhaps I would blame you. Jog on!!

Sechuan Pork - so so.

Thank you - once again, proof that this site is not just a mine of useful football knowledge! (Are you that award-winning groundsman?)

No actually, I am in the process of raising the funds to buy the club, then Gloucestershire and to serve two eviction orders of Lord Ruddyness of Arroganzia...

Dansak - magnificent.

I have been working my nuts off this week. I've been in Wales, Northampton, Farnborough, the office, and at home, working 14-16 hour days because that's what's needed in the current economic climate. I have eaten crap (well Indian/Chinese and KFC) on the hoof because I have so much to do. This is my only post in days - finally I have two hours grace! That's how it is. I don't want your sympathy. I've got a job and a business to run - I am bloody lucky. Bloody lucky and I never forget it. One other thing I never forget is who pays my mortgage. And whatever I think about the people who do (and there are some good customers, really good ones as well as some less likeable ones) they never see me without a smile. Because above all I RESPECT their decisions and their choice to work with me/us. But you know what, if you're going to BLAME me AGAIN for the woeful, inadequate performances on the pitch and question MY right to free speech you can take your football club and shove it where the sun don't shine. Tomorrow afternoon, I have decided to re-turf my lawn.

That would be their first names causing that confusion for you.

I marvel at some people's intimate knowledge of the completely inane...

Good luck to him. The perfect example of what we need(ed). A disciplinarian with his head screwed on who believes in getting the basics right.

No, but eventually I work out that my spots are a problem, so if I can lance a nasty boil then maybe my chances will improve..

Let me give you another perspective. As an eternal optimist I go to every game expecting and hoping to win. Just like I went to every disco expecting to go home with someone. If after three years of going home alone I didn't bother to get too excited about the prospect of discos, would you fault me for it?

You may friend are sooo right! I could sit on my arse all day and bang on and on and on and on about how much I love the missus and how much I appreciate what she does for me and the family... But I find occassionally offering to cook, regularly loading and unloading the dishwasher, doing my share of household jobs and the odd bunch of unexpected flowers do the job for me. Perhaps Wotte could look up that old Dutch war guidance: "Actionsh shpeak louder than wordsh..."

And that's the problem, we don't play on paper, we play on grass, where we are pants.

I would have said Tina Turner myself...

oh, did you mean Biley of Pompey fame?

Steve Foster

Because they have a long-term strategy which is: a) sensible b) grounded in the real world c) consistent and they're sticking to it!

While I broadly agree, we didn't get going againt Doncaster second half until the rioting started... At some point, some people at this club have got to stand up and be counted. It takes leadership and balls to stand up and be a man under pressure. I just hope we have some people with both... Like you, I will be trying my hardest to lift the team, but we are making so many basic errors, I fear it will not be enough.

Noise makes a difference. It does not say what that noise needs to be...