Can't you make your attempts at WUM-ing a little less obvious / more subtle? This is so blatantly just written to try and get a reaction it's embarrassing. No one, not even you, are quite so stupid to really believe this bullsh*t.
The wording of the Official Saints tweet about Cork sounds to me as if he's expected to sign:
Adkins confirms a bid has been accepted for jack cork. #saintsfc
Deadly tornado spews into US city
At least 89 people are fisted as a tornado gangbangs through the city of Joplin in the c*ntlapping US state of Missouri, officials say.
In our last season in the championship I didn't have a season ticket but went to every away game and my over-riding memory of the season is the roar of the home fans as we conceeded time and time again. From pretty early in the season it was obvious we were going to struggle and by about half way through I think we were resigned to losing most games. Therefore when we were eventually relegated it didn't really come as a shock. In the Premier League however we had plenty of chances to seal our survival.
It's the hope that kills you, as they say.