Personally I don't think Leicester will be top two. Clearly they're spending big and bringing in some top players but I don't know if they will have the consistancy to finish 2nd; they're putting more or less an entirely new team together. Can see them winning some games by massive scores then losing other perceived easier games. They'll be 4th or 5th IMO.
Love the panic one, though not sure how many people will know it?
How about to the tune of 'My old man's a dustman':
We've got Steve de Ridder,
He's quick and ****ing class,
And if you try to tackle him,
He'll put you on your arse!
Not sure to be honest, he wouldn't be my first choice out of all available but I still think he'd be a good addition and would score goals in our team.
Can't you make your attempts at WUM-ing a little less obvious / more subtle? This is so blatantly just written to try and get a reaction it's embarrassing. No one, not even you, are quite so stupid to really believe this bullsh*t.