for_heaven's_Saint

So pleased for him. I think those of us who've watched him score week in, week out since that first season in League 1 are feeling a sense of pride right now.

He doesn't seem to get the irony of saying the player is none too bright yet admitting said player is still able to wind up 18000 skate fans.

Such as?

Think I prefer Wanyama to Delap already.

Why the sponsorless shirts?

He did have plastic surgery though. Paid for by Man Utd if I remember correctly.

Jaidi's work?

Cheers for that, really enjoyed it. 'Always joined by pineapple at your side' lol. Does Jason Lee play for them?!

So Cavani has signed for PSG.

itk?

So JM has already decided he'll be staying?

^please be true!

The Forren departure makes me wonder whether Mayuka's days are numbered!

That's amazing.

Jhon Viafara's song! Do Do Doo Victor Wanyama.

I'm sure it was diet!

Losing 6-2 to a team That'll be playing on the German 2nd division next season isnt great, pre-season or not!

Thursday afternoon.

Any idea where these 'reports in Spain' have come from?

Brazil, obviously, but the full national team and the Olympic team are not one and the same.

Lol. Or maybe they make more tackles and interceptions?

Tbf he also scored 6 goals at the London Olympics and I think has 3 goals for Brazil.

Thanks for that. I did get the call and agreed to move to a seat near one of my choices. However, I've just checked online and the seat it says on there is not the seat I agreed to take over the phone. Better phone in the morning but will be pretty p*ssed off if they've f*cked it up.

What an unbelievable clearance on the line from Luis. Anyone else reminded of Pucheon's goal at Sunderland when Fred scored that goal?

Not sure that he's what we need tbh, but of a risk, especially for the sort of money rumoured. Would rather have Stoch, who admittedly I don't know much about but is surely less of a gamble.