rallyboy

Once the whistle goes the players control the atmosphere, it was decent for 20 mins on Saturday. They need to up their fucking game, not us.

Johnson and Hancock killing old people in care homes......silence. Starmer cutting allowances to some wealthy ones....end of the world! Yawn.

If you ever consider the BBC player ratings to be accurate just remind yourself that Tyler Dibling was comfortably outscored today by EVERY single Man Utd player, including Harry Maguire. Laughable.

The departed corrupt excuse for a government avoided making any decisions because they had already destroyed the economy and decided instead to adopt the negotiating strategy of a petulant shouty stubborn child, thus resulting in many working days lost through strike action and rock bottom morale across several sectors. To suggest that pensioners have been robbed to pay train drivers is the equivalent of wearing a T-Shirt that says "I'm thicker than a Boxing Day turd, I can't grasp basic concepts so I literally just repeat any mad drivel that the Telegraph prints." What we have learned though is that people who have spent the last 14 years fucking over the poor, the old and the disabled have suddenly developed empathy, which is progress - the country feels more united, which has to be good.

I love the way they grandly call it a leadership race to - a. Glam it up b. Pretend they're still relevant. c. Add in fake urgency to make it exciting. In reality this vote is nothing more than a little sideshow, a Punch and Judy tent outside a Wembley gig, the rearranging of the corrupt, the changing of the arseholes - a project to amuse a small group of wealthy old people while some adults try to rebuild our country as a result of their last few decisions.

I thought our batting was appalling, then I saw us bowl... 😨 Lack of consistency, lines and lengths all over the show, too many balls inviting to be smacked. I guess it's good to get all of your mediocre performances out of the way in one hit.

Have we established yet whether these Oasis gigs are going to feature an actual Oasis line-up? I've seen Noel, he was cool, wouldn't cross the road to see Liam, and certainly wouldn't suck off Ticketbastard to be part of what is clearly a massive rip-off. At least the Pistols were honest about it.

I'm starting to wonder whether the atmosphere may be influenced by what goes on in the game... Anyone who was gleefully dancing around waving their foam hands and letting off pyros while we were pinned back trying to play goalkicks out of our own six yard box, wasn't reading the room. If we get to score a goal one day, perhaps the Northam might sound better. I also suspect that if you sit in the Chapel next to the opposition fans, you'll probably hear them more than if you were further away. It's like the Father Ted cows thing, but in audio form.

People who arrive inside stadiums or theatres and still have no grasp of how a simple seating system works. It's just fucking numbers and the alphabet - you must understand that D is between C and E? That's seat no.40, and we know that because there's a little clue, it's written on it - you want no.50, so how about you follow the numbers that are getting bigger rather than staring blankly and heading over the other side of the place and getting in the fucking way of people in a row that you have no need to visit? See you all tomorrow...good luck everyone, we can do this.

Yeah, that was a mixed bag, I get the 'fuck you, I played for England', he's right on that, less attractive is the ringing around boasting 'look at all the white people I get to work for me'... And he doesn't seem to have grasped that Ron wasn't racist (in front of him, but he clearly was when not in the company of black people.)

No Brexiteer should be moaning about these changes, they voted to be outside the EU and we are, with all the additional costs, complications and economic damage that entails. Anyone who is surprised about this clearly didn't grasp what they were actually voting for and may be too stubborn and proud to admit that they were conned. But they are victims of a scam and should be treated as such, it's not their fault.

Jury-botherer Tommy, spoon-feeding more made-up shit to his simpleton army, who gobble it down and regurgitate it as fact. The career criminal was recalled to jail after pleading guilty to violent disorder and causing racially-aggravated distress because he got physical and threatened the police. Next.

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman attempt to burn down a hotel, they attack the police and steal everything they can from a local shop as a statement of free speech, it's just their way of voicing genuine concerns about sovereignty.

Brexit has been a roaring success helping to keep immigration under control and allowing UK businesses and whole sectors to thrive, delivering record exports - we've never had it so good! Anyone who thinks otherwise is clearly a bitter leftie, pinko, bad loser, UK-hating, woke remoaner type who needs to believe more and stop hating being British. Go Boris, Go Nigel! No, really, fucking go, get out of here you pair of grifting conmen - and when you get there, fuck off from there too, and take Rupert and Stephen with you.

Is it too early for a must win game? Nah, not if you want to stay up. Drop points at Newcastle, Liverpool, Man City etc, but you have to win home games against relegation rivals whenever they come in the season. Must win.

Well, that seems to be the bones picked out anyway.

I bet this includes the 30% of men who believe they could take up a new sport tomorrow and be world class level before the next Olympics. I'm particularly keen to see the guys who are going to boss professional cycling once they've been to Halfords. We've become a country with a stupidity problem.

I know that we're blessed to share this forum with renowned experts in subjects as diverse as Middle-Eastern geography, Russian diplomacy, EU trading conditions and US political history, but it's good to see now that the world's leading academics in developmental biologyclinical genetics are also Saints fans and happy to share their expertise having analysed all of the medical notes of these cases. Steve has clearly been gently culling the less qualified posters all these years so now his social experiment is just left with the finest minds - a forum of recognised experts in the most complex of issues, and we're also lucky here to have some who are experts on literally everything.

It'll be interesting to see if the racists that blocked the M275 will get similar to the four and five years that the Just Stop Oil twats did for the M25. One or two here approved of those sentences that were higher than being given to rapists, but now there's a few clumsy U-turns on the go. Two-tier posting.

Man this is dull.

Poor old Nigel seems to be the victim here, getting accused of stirring up hate and spreading misinformation for his own personal gain when all he did was stirred up hate by spreading misinformation for his own personal gain, but it wasn't his fault, no, no it was his close friend the rapist who misled him and made him accidentally tell lies that made him more money and sent him laughing all the way to whatever bank has to reluctantly deal with the poisonous fraud. Poor Nigel. As for that toxic cockwomble-hatecunt Lee Anderson, defending looters and rioters as not bad lads, and saying the answer to someone who has chanted race hate as they tried to burn down a hotel, smashed up a library and stolen trainers from Shoezone isn't prison, no, it's for the PM to sit down and chat with them about their concerns.... This from the guy who has been making up shit for years as he hops between bandwagons and parties - currently being paid to ride the hate wave. If you look around you and find yourself on the same side as these guys, have a word with yourself - they are not your friends.

Burning cars, broken windows, race riots, disaffected youth - we need The Specials back, they would unite everyone. Maybe Sheeran and Dua Lipa will step up....

Social media right now full of made-up content that's created just to stoke hate and cause division - right from the naming of an imaginary Muslim for the Southport murders to more subtle vague tales, innocent white lads on their way to bible classes attacked by illegals, but even though outnumbered the plucky patriots managed to fight them off. White woman stabbed by illegals straight off a boat, proud English locked up at every turn while illegals run riot with their new houses and cars, poor white bloke defending a granny spat on by sneering Muslim sorts in his own high street....emotive tales of hate cleverly woven to harvest the support of the causal observer. People are being absolutely played right now by right wing politicians and bots, and if you are one of these people kneejerk reacting to every story you hear down the pub, that's why you are being labelled as thick. But, but, but RB you wokey pinko, my copper mate says there was a brown bloke who blah, blah, blah.... Yes, there was one, and he was banged up because he's a filthy criminal, and there was a white Christian guy who did the same but you said nothing then, because you're doing a very good impression of a fucking racist. Stop the misinformation and stop the bots.

That appalling excuse for a government set the precedent, after 14 years the worst of the cunts were still blaming Labour, all the way to the fucking JobCentre. It was hilarious then, and still is now! 🤣

Flood warning - the streets are awash with Tory tears.