rallyboy

I still think it's a little tasteless that they cosy up to genuine charities and split a donation with them. Do other football clubs beg for themselves using another cause as a selling point? It follows on from the charity bike ride. But in the wake of failing to pack-the-park and the gobbing at the board, Mr Hall's repeated claim about having the best fans in the world is now just plain embarrassing! #puddingbasinhaircut #deluded

I believe some of those plucky heroes are on the payroll until 2016. We might reach that dangerous area pretty soon where that small fraction of the historical debt still needs servicing, but the all-encompassing parachute payments have finished and have already been spent on shiny tat and prostitutes.

is that the message board that Yasser Arafat was moderating? Either way I can see how they might want to spin the line that if Tesco pulls out they are quids-in, and if Tesco continues they are quids-in. When I say quids-in, of course I mean that they get a burger van and a few parking spaces, rather than the £20M that the council was going to donate, according to our old doll-peddling friend.

There's no point in going there to sit on the bench said Dejan, glancing awkwardly at Adam....

Hey, we are doing fantastic, the finances are way better than we thought! But keep putting your cash in the bucket.

according to Radio Solent the Trust is determined to break even at the end of their first year's accounts. Sounds like the property developers might be chucking in another £90K to achieve that. And to claim more control.

good point, the lone freedom fighter's plucky trailblazing investigations and attempts to expose financial irregularities came to an abrupt halt when the PDT took control. Perhaps we stopped posting details on here thus denying him access to exclusives? Did they ever get enough in the buckets to pay his legal bill?

Penny, would you like a more senior role? Yes please, and crisps...and a sticky bun or two. The new minister for water dispersal from swimming pools.

Can you hear something? It's very quiet but there is definitely a nagging little whine going on. Yes, it's a tiny minnow in League Two shouting to be heard by the bigger clubs like Bournemouth and Brighton. pompey – England’s trailblazing club which continues to break new ground. Really? Summer is here, it must be time to beg and cajole via grand claims of superiority and rousing war cries designed to drag money from the easily-led. Tifosy have done a great job in keeping on pushing it and the deal we have got with them is absolutely fantastic – all the money effectively goes straight into the Academy and they are not getting anything out of it. Whoa hang on, back up, what was that? There is an extra word in that sentence that gives it a different meaning....why? We've seen these deals before that didn't cost the club anything and in the past they were proved to be lying to their own supporters. I'm sure things have effectively changed.

any news on our old interpreter, has he been offered a new deal? Come on you shaints!

He is ITK - so if I want to know anything about Accrington Stanley I'll give him a shout.

The worst thing for me is that it's now difficult for Britain to be taken seriously when telling other countries or hardline religions how they should live their lives when it's becoming obvious that our society has been infested with the worst type of perverts for decades. How can we be critical of the way women and children are treated elsewhere? These latest revelations are PR gold dust to the extremists who want to change western society, I hate to think how we as a country are being portrayed in some parts of the middle east. Harris, Savile etc have done massive damage to the image of the UK, if it is shown that government colluded to protect offenders, this country will look like a cesspit paedo camp.

Five years? This thread has more history than the current company AFCpompeyphoenix2013PDTbeggingcharityincorporated.org. Happy anniversary you bedwetting nutjobs, let it go, there's nothing to see here, as one infamous poster said two takeovers ago.

how can you have a hissy fit when nothing is happening? You really need to save your attention-seeking outrage and childish moral stances for match threads - or transfer discussions.

and while we are on a positive path - we may well find we are underwhelmed by some of his signings, but let's not be hasty to judge... I seem to recall getting excited about Ramirez and Osvaldo, whereas the likes of Cork and Davis, the sort of players that the Mexican Wave wasn't invented for - have been far more important too us than the 'glamour' signings. Build Ronnie, build.

While not impressed with the exodus, it is an exciting opportunity for the boss to prove his worth. And on another positive note, we have just robbed Man Utd and Liverpool in the street, as we did with Arsenal over the Ox who looked worth every penny of £500K in some games he played for us in his last season. If we can't find a decent left back for £10M I'd be surprised. The key is to wisely reinvest the top dollar prices that clubs are paying us....the next four weeks will demonstrate whether the project is over, or entering a new era. The managerial appointment would suggest the latter.

of course Madrid haven't signed him. The highly-rated midfielder will have turned his back on a host of offers from Premier League clubs, declined the chance of Champions' League football and sensibly pledged his future to plucky pompey - who will in turn have spurned the advances of several European giants and fought off competition to retain the services of the future England international, allowing him to lead them to promotion glory. And bestest of all, those 'facts' can all be shoehorned into paragraphs of eight words.

it may be quicker to ask, is there anyone who is impressed with that farewell letter? (Other than people trolling for attention) Poorly-advised is the polite description. An interview talking about the great times we have shared with him and a heartfelt thank-you and goodbye would have gone a long way to halting the out-of-control truck that this hatred bandwagon has become. He can't have wanted to leave like this. Captain Mainwaring had him sussed long before Clattenberg. Stupid boy. But on a positive note, I do thank Poch and Hodgson for whacking up the value of the squad - no one gets a bargain at SMS anymore, it's all top dollar!

He's a bit thick, he's gone - bank the cash and forget him. Save the love for Rickie, a true club legend.

Well if Awford doesn't go over budget he will be the first manager since they won the first division title who hasn't. It just seems odd that you have to officially announce something blindingly obvious. Wenger assures Arsenal fans that he won't pleasure himself with farm animals this season....Mourinho confident that none of his players are heroin addicts....Awford says he will stick to the agreed budget.

Yeah, not impressed by the style of that one, but we pocket the cash and move on.

some good points, and a funny one from Trader! I hope Spurs fail, but I wish the main three players well. It was likely that talented youngsters heads would be turned, but we have done some fantastic business. If the add-ons are to be believed and are realistic, £31M for Shaw?? Nice. Keep the production line rolling. To put it into context, we would drop any player tomorrow if it suited us, so they have no reason to worry about what happens to Saints. Loyalty is a rare thing - remember how Kelvin could have gone to West Ham for an easy life but stayed and played a big part in the return. That aside, there ain't much of it about. Bring on the next era!

Naked wood? Is Avram in da house?... Yes, that child-maimer brought nothing but bad luck to pompey - the honest club was tainted by dirty cash made from illegal arms dealing. Not that he actually owned the club, that was just a little irregularity supported by false paperwork overlooked by the authorities - but I digress. His time at Fratton was a disgrace and best consigned to the boardroom toilet of history! The old villain smashed up the oak panels, did away with the heritage, and his whole reign should be wiped from history - all of it! All of it apart from the Wembley appearances.... And the cup 'win'. And the night that Pele/Maradona declared them the greatest club in sport. And the win at SMS. Yes, it's just another round of that old pompey parlour game,cherry-picking history! Nasty villainous owner gives fans the time of their lives. Luckily Terry the shafted builder took control of the furniture made by Jesus during his old man's take your son to work days, but is there any sign of the old corner flags that were cut from the main sail of HMS Victory by Queen Victoria?

effing 'shares' - surely even the thickest of the thick must now be wondering how the property developers can keep on offering you new shares in something without diluting your existing share of fantasy ownership?

Singing is the least of our worries. It's like debating the title of a book that we haven't written yet. Let's get to the point where we can celebrate scoring a consolation goal without breaking someone's leg, then perhaps move onto putting out a team that can actually compete - then we'll worry about a song.