rallyboy

How anyone in the UK can still defend Trump after he directly slagged off our Afghan veterans and also said we'd all be talking German if it wasn't for the US, is beyond me. He's got a history of insulting the armed forces despite the fact that he hid when his draft letter came, you'd have to be a fucking moron to support him. There goes my US visa.

IF he does play three centre backs they'd better get up the other end and score from every fucking corner.

Any serious protest needs the players to join in. Perhaps they could start a go-slow, just pass the ball around without any direction? Swap numerous pointless one-twos in their own half, stand about a lot at corners just watching? Fans have little power but if the players could manage to give the impression they don't care, the owners would have to take some action.

Backwards, casual, ineffective, uninspiring - none of which we need right now.

And that halftime competition was as crap as the fucking game. Bring back kids falling over.

Wasn't that by The Knack?

If this team plays like that at Fratton Park they will write themselves into history - and not in a good way. Pathetic.

I have a worrying scenario looming on a distant horizon... If mad hatemonger Suella doesn't jump ship in the next year or two and Lib Dem or Labour refuse to agree to stand down in her constituency, I may have to vote Braverman just to keep an even madder Remain candidate out. It'll be like choosing a sandwich filler from a menu of different coloured steaming dogshits.

Badenoch has finally managed to flush a stubborn turd and Bob is off to a reunion for the Dishonourable Order of Fuckwits. At Reform, their average IQ level drops another couple of points.

Boris never did a U-turn! If he set his heart on appointing a corrupt moron or a friend with no experience into a key role, or he just wanted to line his own pockets with tax payers' cash while holding secret meetings with Russia, he always delivered. He might have been responsible for thousands of Covid deaths and the loss of billions of pounds and our reputation on the international stage, but he was decisive! ✊

The occasional U-turn with a policy that proves unworkable when it leaves the drawing board is acceptable, but this is happening too often. Keep the crazy ideas behind closed doors, only launch the sensible ones.

Stephen Graham every time - from This is England onwards.

Some do, but many clearly haven't.

Plucky pompey, proud of the lads, wanted it more, battling performance, Premier League leaders given a real test, best atmosphere in world football, magic of the cup, Arsenal scared by the occasion, pride intact, fortess fratton etc ad nauseum. Otherwise known as a heavy home defeat with chaotic defending and a midget banging in headers at will.

That's clearly a murder.

Don't forget that he's making a fortune manipulating markets right now as well. Every time he announces an invasion or threat, arms-related shares rocket - and he is the guy who can perfectly time buying and selling. Farage did the same with his little banking crisis - buy now, make your announcement, cash-in tomorrow.

Indeed, stats show that only 18% of road deaths are caused by drunks, leaving dangerously sober people responsible for 82%. The only logical way to get road deaths down is for more people to drive drunk.

The only positive vibes should be aimed at those who travelled to support, pie or no pie. Respect to them, and them only.

People who spit on pavements, what the fuck is wrong with you? And clean up after your shitting dogs too.

Let's just hope that 2026 sees the return of that old fashioned idea that served us well for 135 years - a centre forward.

This is a big night for the manager, an indicator of what he's about. You want to end the year feeling like progress has been made and with hope for 2026 - not with another gutless away defeat that gives the impression that little has changed and all the rearranging of managerial furniture has been pointless. Let's end the year on a positive.

You can lose to Norwich and lose to Oxford but you've got to drawn the line somewhere - and this is very much it. Much improvement needed from recent away trips or these players will be remembered for the worst reasons.

All the best everyone - peace and goodwill. Santa is red and white. 🎅✊

Turkey sliced up into the toaster, sprouts boiled in the kettle, everything else microwaved to death - delicious. 😨

Hopkins is enough to make most straight sausages go a bit bendy.