Verbal

Not much of a wizard then TBF.

To borrow an expression, a cat minus reflexes is not a cat.

Smith Rowe wasn't injured at all last season.

Better quality image on Ceefax

Is Asprilla at Watford going to move this season...? https://x.com/pranav_m28/status/1809895535630815616

Damn

Hark at you old duffers and your imperial measurements. Ten groats says you can't convert to metric.

Good to see, but isn't that kind of what you'd expect after the player sales last season?

Jeez, so what does an hour's worth of legs cost in the Prem these days?

Came looking for some news on incomings but, as per, v disappointed with you all. Aren't the ConTs, or whatever they call themselves, supposed to lead on this?

So which year's balance sheet do the sales of JWP and Lavia appear?

Beckett was probably a Saints fan

Godoh never turned up

Are we signing a player or a Bond villain?

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This is one of those puzzles, isn't it - where you have to rearrange the words into coherent sentences

I'm genuinely curious: which young players in the squad this year have actually developed significantly? My impression is none, which would be a hell of a problem - but I hope I'm wrong.

Oh that's a relief. I had nightmares where you said we'd win.

Alternate universes are always perfect. I've never understood the logic of that.

I sorry I laughed.

Christ on a bike

This is fun

you mean he's fucking annoying?

Not as bad as I'd imagined - here's hoping... That tackle was a fucking outrage.

FYI