kpturner

Anyone who wants to beat the crap out of Neil Warnock is OK by me.

Just watched it too - cringed I am afraid.

5-a-side after work ;-)

Oi - don't quote me until I have corrected all my typos :mad:

Doc Martins, drainpipes, jean jacket covered in badges (sown on by me I hasten to add), scarf around each wrist and rock hard teenage scowl perfected in the mirror. Soon swapped the jean jacket for a donkey jacket when I got really 'ard. What a p rick. In fact, we were so hard that an entire coach load of us got confonted by a single Spurs fan at White Hart Lane once. The ones in the front decided to move to the back to avoid having to be the ones to take him on first. The ones left at the front did the same, and so on.....cut to the scene with 30 odd Saints fans being chased down the road by one bloke. Must have looked comical.

What a depressing trip down memory lane to the seventies.....talking of which, at the Brentford game I saw a Saints fan walking past the Saints Shop with a red and white scarf tied around his wrist I thought I was in an episode of "Life on Mars" or "Ashes to Ashes".

Literacy still up to the usual standard down there then :-)

I just don't know whether or not to let you continue to think I play for Eastleigh :-)

I usually wait until after the final whistle.

Good point, but us quiet folk would love a goal or two at our end also.

So that we have a better chance of catching up the goals we would have conceded in the first half (when the atmosphere was crap) presumably?

I never said that I did...assuming I have deciphered that post correctly ;-)

Ahh, but if you rule out the goals where our defence/goalie made absolutely shocking ****-ups then we won 1-0. Think of it that way ;-)

"Shoal" = clever ;-) "Ambeobi" = typo :confused: Maybe Shoal ImaGoby

Because it is more exciting when they kick our way in the second half - better atmosphere - oh! ...and of course OoohTerryHurlock is able to tell who our attacking players are when then are that much closer (eyesight not up to much). Actually, strike that, even when he can see them he doesn't know who they are. As for the opposition, forget it. When we played Crystal Palace I spent five minutes giving him my extremely valuable opinion on the abilities of Shefki Kuqi - at the end of my lecture he said "Who is shefy koochie?"

Still perfecting the art of patronisation then OTH :-) Good effort though, you are getting better. "We did n't tell them they were ****, we just booed" - I love that one. I hope the players could tell the difference. Probably not. All professional sportsman are thick aren't they? By the way, to complete your education from Saturday, "facetious" is when you treat a serious subject with flippancy - e.g to use humour in a completely inappropriate context (cue English teachers for a completely accurate definition). So I was not being facetious, I was taking the **** :-) Sorry folks (should have been a PM). Last request, please refrain from saying "simples". This ain't a commercial full of meerkat puppets.

I do believe that is wot I said right at the top of t'thread ;-)

I haven't closed my mind to it, I just think it is a tad simplistic....oh soddit, stop sitting on the fence KP, its utter ****** PS: My leg is out of plaster and I managed 18 holes of golf at the weekend.....so there!

Do they specialise in bottoms?

Better do what you promised then: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showpost.php?p=300992&postcount=81

Luddite?! Moi? I work in 'puters don't you know. I have no problem with new technology, but I don't know what that has to do with the direction in which we kick ;-)

Why did you suddenly switch to a different language? It was just getting interesting. Now only nickh knows what you are on about

Sounds like it was the only bit of excitement, and I got there too late to see it.

Maybe they should share the same house (or even the same bedroom), so they can have a cuddle before going off to training in the mornings.

LOL - so by implication when the team are attacking the Chapel end the Northam stand don't bother to generate any noise? Buck up you fickle Northamers!! You should be generating an atmosphere regardless of the direction the team are kicking. Maybe kicking towards the Northam in the first half will help us build up those unassailable leads - oh!