kpturner

You soppy old sod!

Have they? Who the bloody hell are these soothsayers anyway? My missus keeps referring to them too. They seem to have an opinion on everything.

By the time this happens (if it ever does) football will have imploded - the top 4 will be bankrupt, and we will walk the league with a team built on a budget of £500,000.

Sorry - but that made me giggle like a schoolgirl. Our manager is now French.

My cat is much less nervous these days.

Unfortunately I think it will be another Wycombe - but we will scrape it. Tranmere are sadly not the pushovers they were under Beavis and Butthead earlier in the season.

I think we will make the play-offs, but I reserve the right to write us off as relegation certainties as soon as we lose our next match ;-)

We got to the front door to be greeted by a bouncer and a sign saying "members and guests only" so we couldn't get in.

Great - thanks. That makes me feel much better:mad:. In the end I managed to get a hotdog in a roll made of cardboard, and a chicken balti pie that was full of sauce but no chicken (well - perhaps one bit).

Arrived at 13:30 starving hungry. Nothing outside foodwise so went in. Queued for 15 minutes and was then told that the burgers had sold out! WTF!! it was only 14:10. Then I saw this: http://www.upthesaddlers.com/bb/viewtopic.php?p=777638#p777638 Must be normal :-(

Do you think he binned Waigo because of his tantrum against Wycombe (when he got subbed)? By the way, no burgers left at 14:10? Made St Mary's catering seem bloody classy!!

Isn't that the name of a song, or do you have it on DVD?

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Is that the Tranmere side on a roll? (3 goals at Huddersfield not to be sniffed at).

Funny in places too - in hindsight.

Tongue firmly in cheek I hope. You don't seriously think he had the ball under control at any time in that run do you?

What about Antonio tripping over himself so many times he had three defenders and the goalie on their arses and still couldn't score? He never really seems to have the ball completely under control does he? Comedy moment for sure, if we hadn't been hanging on for a win.

"I no" - what does that mean? Anyway, I thought Lambert had a blinder, ran his socks off and was naturally completely knackered in the last 15 minutes. I expect he stayed on as there was nobody else who could lead the line as well as him even when he is blowing out of his @rse.

:confused: He often delivers a decent cross in open play, but I don't think we have any players in the squad who can deliver a decent corner consistently have we?

I suspect that there is nobody on here who has the slightest idea what "a five star way" means. Nor do they realise that at the next home game you be saying "Who is this Adam Lafundree anyway?" :axe:

Of course - just email me a copy of your genuine betting slip showing that you have made the £3m bet and I will naturally reimburse you if he doesn't score. Honest.

If Rotherham get through, Adam Le Fondre will score at St Mary's - guaranteed (but we will still win).

You must be using Vista. Takes two weeks to boot on my PC at work.

No away defeat since August 18 (that dire show at Swindon). Gotta be happy with that. Lack of clean sheets is a bit irritating but it seems a bit fickle to moan about that given our recent history.

What is a "happy clappy" ?