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LESSONS IN SKATE TAGGING ON OFFER Portsmouth's City Centre witnessed a mass riot today as hundreds of residents queued for free skate tagging lessons. However, the feeling of excitement soon turned to fear, as a scruffy group of pikey football fans pushed their way to the front, demanding to see the fish. Desperate volunteers tried to explain that there were no fish on display, and that lessons in tagging would start in a week and that they'd have to register. The men then started to destroy bus shelters and shop windows in their rage. One man, in a tall blue hat and massive clown shoes, screamed "TO THE SOUTHSEA AQUARIUM" and his crew of gypsy lovers followed him in their voyeuristic lust to see fish swimming about in their natural enviroment. More to follow.

I hate P*mpey more than anything. However, their calling us of scummer and scum is acceptable. We have a massive rivalry and we hate eachother. Bournemouth are nothing!! Why are they even calling us scum. I know of fans of other clubs like MK Dons who call us scummers but B'mouth doing it just seems desperate. They are desperate to have a big rivalry, but they won't find it here! We are the P*mpey haters!

Me and Georgie have 2 friends in common, that's a start.

This is the worst smear campaign in the history of sh!t smear campaigns.

Posted the link to the photo on my facebook. Had this reply from a girl who supports P*mpey: "They are the best fans, true supporters! dw darl one day in your dreams u will be in the FA Cup final" Then had this from a Millwall fan: "wow thats less support then a tesco value training bra"

Gordon Brown is the greatest leader this country has had since Tony Blair.

*random annoying noise Millwall fans make*

The Express is a load of shít. It's headlines are usually only about Princess Diana, an imminent terrorist attack, a medical epidemic, taxes, Islam, or a combination of all of them.

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Was about to reply to this: When I read this: And I was basically going to write the same thing as VFTT, spot on.

L'inceste est mal.

BAD, BAD, BAD... The last thing we need now is a weak government.

Wow, first time I've seen Morgan's goal since actually seeing it. Screamer!!

Agree with this, was discussing it with one of my mates yesterday. He is still relatively young and training every day with class players like Fonte and Jaidi and having the experience of Chris Perry around him... This will improve his game no end. By the time Jaidi retires Seaborne will be a good enough to warrant a regular place IMO.

But it was his mother!! :vom:

I read in a newspaper or a lads mag once that some lad went to a family member's wedding and got chatting to a woman who was quite older than him, they got intimate and ended up having sex in the garage. It was only later someone told him that it was his Mum who he had never met. It's wrong, very very very wrong.

Yeah, brilliant. Felt a bit deflated after they scored, thought to myself "Oh no, not another Swindon/Tranmere" but after that we pushed on and Lambert's class prevailed. Was delighted for him to score not one, but two goals against his former club to put us in the lead. Obviously from then on we battered them. Special shout out to Schneiderlin, played top class and bagged his first goal - "We were there when Morgan scored". Overall top away day, play offs are still on!

Ahhhhh just got home, fxcking quality game.

We were there Good game once again, fully deserved his goal.

Oh I don't know.. The average daily readership is estimated at around 7,700,000 by different studies. It changed it's allegiance towards Tony Blair and he got in. Each time it has switched allegiance the party who was backed by the Sun has always won. I guess you could say it just switches allegiance to the favourite, but even so. Don't forget Rupert Murdoch, who owns News International which runs the Sun. Very powerful man. NI also owns the Times, Sunday Times, and the News of The World. He also created Sky television. If you have him backing you, you have a lot backing you.

The Sun switched allegiance from Labour to Tory recently. Everyone knows the Sun has quite a large influence over politics as well.

I am on Dan Kerins' team for the Forum match. Does this mean that there will be 10 of him coming on at half time?

Bloody hell.

You said the other day that 'patriotism' and 'racism' are the exact same thing. I'm patriotic, but I'm not racist, and therefore not a BNP supporter.

Haha good effort. What a bunch of tvvats they are on there.