Singapore Saint

Bring back Ralph!

On the contrary, I applaud Rishi's courage to re-appoint Braverman. She'll be strong on immigration as she needs to be. Anyone who says Guardian-reading tofu-eating wokerati is a good one in my books!

Would she choose you over Sunak though?

Besides which Ralph's tactics are wrong: score a goal and defend like mad 🙄

Suella Braverman reminds me of Jar Jar Binks but I do like her 🙂

She supports Pompey? I didn't know that.

Is no one talking about the likelihood a Saints supporter will be crowned Prime Minister sooner or later? Wouldn't that be lovely?

It certainly was. Apparently Delgado was unhappy the club had forgotten about his birthday as we didn't send him a birthday card or celebrate it in any way, so he threw his toys out the pram. When Wee Ginger was asked by a journo about the Ecuadorian's reported sulk, he said, "I've got more important things to do - like eating the yoghurt in my fridge that's expiring today!"

David Prutton some 20 years back. We picked him up from the Championship (we did and still do that a lot - Adam Armstrong, Che Adams, Brett Ormerod, Fitz Hall), he started well (there were predictions he would captain England one day) but his career with us then went on a gradual decline and hit bottom when he got a 10-game ban for shoving the ref which contributed to our relegation. Broke a bone in his foot the following season, after he recovered we sent him back to Nottingham Forest whence he came.

Tyler Dibling should have a word with him.

Absolutely, and our Ralph is the patron saint of football mediocrity 😅

Michael Carrick

Good man, Kanye West!

We are the Antonio Salieri of football.

Itsan Emir Gency (Moroccan relegation expert)

Apparently Leicester are too skint to pay Brenda's £10m compensation.

How can he know what our best team is when he can't even decide what to wear?

Don't laugh but I think if we asked Arsene Wenger nicely, he'd say yes. He likes working with young players and he probably feels he has "unfinished business" in the Premier League. Ditto Roy Hodgson.

She has a mean two-handed backhand and forehand, which is more than Ralph ever had.

Please, you are free to disagree with MLT but there is no need to disparage him. There are some on here who agree with him, I being one of them. SRL is also largely in agreement, mind.

Tyler Dibling texted Saints and Lavia, "You're making a grave mistake! Trust me, I had a near death experience!" and that was that.

You might say he did a Tyler Dibling 😅

Or a Car Crash.

Did we get any money for him?