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Tom Hark by The Piranhas just came on the radio!! It's a sign!! We're gonna be top of the league!! [video=youtube;H8U-I0RH8Cc]

Seems Nigel already thinks its in the bag.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17770890?

Lol.... The best one; 5.0 out of 5 stars Warning - don't get distracted, 18 April 2012 By Gelert - See all my reviews This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml (Personal Care) I'm not particularly hairy downstairs but now that I'm approaching middle age my genital foliage is very course and unsightly, resembling a well worn Brillo pad. My wife on the other hand has a luxuriant thatch of long fine fur like that on a mink or similar small carnivore but with fewer teeth. It's also very dark. From a distance it looks like she's been hit between the legs with a bag of soot. So, for us, position one in the Karma Sutra is out of the question. Should I go in too far in my attempt to take Captain Pickard to warp speed; our pubes can lock together like the Velcro fastening on a Barbour jacket. We are thus obliged to adopt the position favoured by my pet lurcher when he encounters herbivorous quadrupeds (he has orientation issues regarding species as well as gender - we live in Wales). Any attempt to copulate face-to-face can have us pogo dancing around the bedroom like conjoined twins in search of a pair of scissors to cut away the entwined spider's legs and spring onion roots. As you can imagine there is little variation in our sex life. I once tried rodeo sex; mounted her doggy style and yelled out the name of my ex and tried to say on board as long as I could. I longed for a bit of the old missionary. My wife is very fond of her welcome mat and spends considerable time stoking and grooming it so any hair removal had to be undertaken by me. Shaving is out of the question as the stubble that returns after four or five days gives her a nasty rash on her chin. The smooth finish promised by Veet seemed to be the answer to our prayers. Having read the warnings we decided that it would be best to have her assist in the application of the Veet gel. Being cautious she put on a rubber gloves and set about her task at arm's length using the handy spatula supplied. We then had to wait six minutes. That is a hell of long time when you're butt naked and you're wife is kneeling in front of you wearing a broad smile and a pair of Marigolds. Needless to say we got distracted. She laid back, opened the hanger doors and I commenced docking procedure with the command module. After about six minutes, just like is says on the box, the old Brillo pad came away and attached itself to Osama's beard. Sadly, by this time our activity has spread the Veet to other areas and the effect was becoming corrosive. Fortuitously, my wife had already filled a washing up bowl with cold water as a precaution so I was able to jump off and lie over the bowl with my gentlemen's vegetables dangling in the cooling liquid whilst she ran creaming for the bathroom. I haven't seen her react like that since I dipped one of her dildos in chilli powder.

It's the games we "should" win that we usually lose though ey..... I'm hoping the journey to Middlesborough Saturday will be full of discussion about us tonking Peterborough 6-0 though....

Can see it all going horribly wrong tonight. But then I am a negative ol' bastard at times The words of those saying its not necessarily a good thing going up are the only thing stopping my nerves from preventing me getting any work done today!

Are people expecting Peterborough to be a push over?! Don't remember games against them being particularly easy

Any more and there needs to be an investigation FFS. As for above, Brighton ain't scoring 4 goals today. That's f'sure.

Do Brighton really hate us that much? Thrown away the game in unbelievable fashion.

I make noise when those around me are up for it but I'm guilty of sometimes getting too engrossed in concentrating on the game that I'm naturally silent. It's hard to get any chanting going in itchen centre generally though.

Think it's just down to nerves and our recent habit of going a goal down quite early on

Wondering the same

Just got back from NZ for second time, whilst it is overrated (or rather you just expect it to be a lot more impressive) I preferred north island to south after touring both. Some great beaches/lakes on north island if ya like adventure sports. Definitely recommend white water rafting in Turangi/Kayaking in Taupo. Also Castle Point is an impressive place to stop. Wellingtons a good city to spend a few days in. Be prepared to spend a lot on travelling around on south island, as it feels like days before you see the next "attraction" (usually a town with only about 100 people).

As do I.... http://www.dvolver.com/live/movies-712693 Needs work, I agree

http://www.dvolver.com/live/movies-712693 Online movies seems to be the way to communicate on here at the moment.... Be warned. You won't get the two minutes back...

Hahahaha. Like it. Or should that be "Love it"

Me too. Funny thing is theres a good chance Cortese will see that.................

Not annoyed as such, but how many people are settling for worse seats for this massive game because of the online system. My actual point was that it seemed like it was already a sell out, however a trip to ticket office has proven otherwise. Just in response to original question, like.

When I tried to get two tickets online yesterday all but block 13 were being reported full. I went to ticket office and was able to get two in block 5. I hope ticketmaster do a better job of the online ticketing next season

Wow, our fans sound great. Shivers up the spine

Tadanari is supposed to be the injection of pace the team needed. Total bUmmer that he's out for last 5 games

He's going down like his club then.

Ah. You'll be familiar with the back of my head in row K then...

Used the sleep talk recorder app last night and I said "Cortese, Cortese, Cortese" in a 'dear or dear, what have you done' kind of tone. Read into that what you will..

He just comes across as a man totally in control, chilled out and taking all of the pressures of running a club in his stride. When people put their issues to him he quickly makes you realise that it's all in hand and leaves you feeling it's nowhere near as big a concern as you first thought. In Cortese I trust.

That's a great shout. I've just given myself a dead arm filling in loads of forms on my iPhone :S