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A young woman has died after being found unconscious in a bar during an Easter Sunday night out. Skip related content The 22-year-old was discovered in Walkabout Inn in Plymouth following a disturbance, Devon and Cornwall Police said. http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100405/tuk-woman-22-dies-after-night-out-6323e80.html One stabbed to death and this one, seems fun.

Direct please.

What's the best website to download free films from? Cheers

One paper says only 11 fit, with 3 youngsters set for debuts.

Killjoy cops have urged landlords to bar anyone wearing a Three Lions top. The advice comes in a letter from the Metropolitan Police to pubs in Croydon, South London. Among World Cup guidance, it suggests "dress code restrictions - eg no football shirts". http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2918868/Bid-to-ban-England-tops-in-World-Cup-pubs.html

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Claus Lundekvam was arrested at his home and quizzed by cops after he was found with a quantity of controlled drugs. He has been released on bail while further inquiries are carried out.

I'm going off Mick Potter

I fell for the clocks going forward again due to the bad weather. Good to hear we're getting our 10 points back.

Glad I clicked that, otherwise i'd have been on my own Saturday.

Would one be a certain ex-player One of the waiters on the top floor also had some fun, same season too, but tbf, there were plenty of empty boxes that season.

I haven't ordered anything from America yet I got this email today: Hello! Unfortunately we were not able to deliver your postal package sent on the 26th of January in time because the recipient’s address is erroneous. Please print out the invoice copy attached and collect the package at our department. United Parcel Service of America. Is this a virus? Do I open the invoice?

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First season, toilets by the Mick Channon Suite. St Mary's goes nicely alongside Church, Bus, School (when I was 15/16 obv) and Dentists.

Not much love, thought this thread might have reached 3 pages by now the poor bugg@r, after everything he's done, let's hope he doesn't do a Delgado and go home................

Echo says today, they must be wrong again, what a massive gaff.

Happy Birthday Markus, cheers again

Surely be less next match

Found this funny

Tesco, absolute true story.

It sounded like the non Green Day version, The Skids?

WAIT! I remember Cortese coming on the screen at the same time Carlisle fans failed to continue the mexican wave and we booed. Not at Cortese but Carlisle. I remember clear as day because I thought to myself "hope Corty doesn't think that was for him".

Guessing this happened this morning, what b@stards!

Fantastic day, the tears were there, thank you Markus Liebherr, Nicola Cortese, Alan Pardew and the players. Bought the Echo today, has a pic of Liebherr taking a pic of Waigo

The Sun?