Master Bates

What, the bit where Tony Lynam was on Radio Solent saying he'll be paying this months wages?

Dutch Eredivisie outfit NAC Breda have taken Southampton striker Ryan Smith on a week's trial. http://www.teamtalk.com/football/story/0,16368,1783_5397330,00.html

All red wants to do is stuff his face He eats everything he sees From trucks to pric*ly trees But smart old blue he took the milky way He’s looking for a chocolate treat Fluffy and light Cos he knows it won’t spoil his app-e-tite mm mm MMMM! Oh no! the bridge has gone, old red can’t carry on But smart old blue, he took the milky way Good to see the original Milky Way's make a comeback.

My mate heard it. Here's his report: tony lynam live on radio solent sounded very ****ed off about the football league although he kept stating there was no problem between pinnacle and the football league. he said there are still issues that need to be resolved between pinnacle and the football league and he said he will be in talks with them today to resolve these issues. he also said he is 100% committed to buying sfc and also the figure of 500,000 is actually incorrect and pinnacle actually paid more, mainly to finance the ajax game

He was on Solent and stated "500,000 is actually incorrect and pinnacle actually paid more, mainly to finance the ajax game"

Online now RE Davis http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/4452554.Bizarre_start_to_pre_season_for_Saints_head_coach_Wotte/?ref=rss

Keith Granger's contract expired and is now working at the Docks. Kelvin Davis is currently coaching goalkeepers. Michael Svensson's contract runs out at the end of the week. Also in the Echo, Marc Jackson to make a bid today and has said he won't appeal the -10.

**** arse mother****ing ******* **** bastards

And if you go over to the muppet show, you'll see that Newcastle now play in pyjamas.

Banana's in pyjamas http://www.nufc.premiumtv.co.uk/page/Welcome

News has something in common with you then nick, no running This is all annoying.

What type does "alex r" use?

Meeting due between 12-12:30pm apparently, add 30mins for a delay, so about 1pm. Might hear something between 3-5pm.

I guess this isn't an American article. When they say schools, do they mean in general or just Infant & Junior? If just Infant & Junior then i'm sure they'll toughen up at Secondary School.

And I heard noon, then we'll have to wait for it to be delayed as usual, so between 12pm-1pm

Today's Echo: Pinnacle: We will complete

She's a fercking dog

with a beard, moustache and glasses, I think, 'there's a man who has taken every precaution to avoid people doodling on photographs of him.'

Welcome to the Fawlty Towers of Football.

Yes

Rupert Lowe's mate shouldn't be involved imo.

Not just that but it'll show the Pinnacle group that we're behind them.