Master Bates

A FIESTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal. Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball. “When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow. Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood. “He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal. “That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with." http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2172612.ece

I'm running SFC and so's my wife.

Someone else watching the game. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/606/A46451676

Is someone able to get a combined version of "Swing Lowe", "We want Rupert Out" etc onto Mp3 then send it here http://spanishsaints.com/chants.htm so I can download it. Cheerski.

Pulis scored

I never heard it, normally when I hear stuff they rarely happen, so me not hearing this is good news (this is in regards to the potential millionaire).

Because he's a fan and loves the club, and doesn't want to cut his nose to spite his face? Just a thought? Regards, Edam.

Exactly, that's why I made it clear it was from NOTW so no one would.

Thanks for clearing that up, for one moment I was wondering why Saint Fan CaM had decided to post a pic of himself.

Spurs offering £6m & Darren Bent.

Saints keeper Kelvin Davis could make a shock return to Sunderland. The 31 yr old endured an unhappy 11 month stint in 2006 when the Black Cats suffered relegation. Now boss Ricky Sbragia is ready to launch a £1m bid.

Can we not have some Edam instead? Just a thought?

Like the way he still says we.

Is he? oh, break a leg.

I wonder if we could be a killer team.

SouthEnders

Home & Away

Suicide 24

Because we're the best fans in the world and can take being scapegoats, although i'm still a mad shark currently. Or does Marino mean the plastic fans?

Caught with yer trousers down

a bunch load of lemmings going off the Itchen Bridge, has it been announced Jade Goody is infact immortal? *shudders*

In b4 the thirded. Fourthed.

He might tell how he finally added me on facebook after the 27th request.

I was taking the pee out of me innit, i'm a mad shark, RAAAAAAAAH! http://94.102.148.26/forum/showthread.php?t=8183&highlight=arturo+lupoli Although I reckon it's between him & Dos Santos.

"Today men, we're after this man here..."