Master Bates

And to think I almost believed you, until I saw the answers

Feck off, this is about the 5th home game in a row this has been done.

What a f**k up by James

Depends what type you employ, I work in this industry and the English are exactly as you described, but the polish, now that's a different thing altogether. You see, english moan all the time that foreign people take all the work, yet at the end of the day from my experience and probably Jillsaints aswell, the english are unreliable yet the polish, somalians, zimbabwians, eritreans etc, will do the work with no problems. If I get infracted for the above statement then meh, truth hurts. p.s. I know it doesn't include all english people.

I employ all those types of staff, had about 24 people travelling from So'ton to Thatcham everyday. PM me if interested.

pmsl

Thank you.

I couldn't/didn't want to post all as some may be deemed racist. There you go. I admit, I laugh at funny jokes, i've even laughed at jokes taking the peehole out of white english people.

Will remember that for next time i'm in.

My apologies. I've probably seen you in the Pensioners before, but not known it's you. Saying that I think i've spoken to a couple of guys in there who like St Helens.

Except for the farmer sounding guy with glasses and a hat at the end of Row H by the away fans.

Because you describe yourself as not medium and the only big person sat near me that's male and old is nickh.

I'd sing it with ya, but I don't sit near you.

Cheers Panny.

I haven't.

Absolutely do not know, 5mins ago was the first i've heard of it.

Is anyone aware of a new Saints song doing the rounds? A fella I know says he heard it in the pub and wishes for a copy, apparently starts something like "I see the saints are on the rising" and in it is "don't go out tonight unless your red and white" Anyone?

Both. However it doesn't mean we'll be getting chips, can't afford chips until we're back in the Prem, true story.

SAINTS are due to announce within the next week that their sponsorship deal with FlyBe has been extended. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/3950719.Saints_set_to_announce_new_FlyBe_deal/ Catering part is from inside the club.

Wow, we're going to extend the sponsorship of Flybe. Also, the catering company's contract is up for tender again.

PM me your e.mail address, I have a special advent calendar for you. Dog - just e.mailing it to you now Jillyanne - What's ur e.mail?

She's been found guilty of being the most grotesque munter ever? Hardly surprising to be fair. Shannon Matthews, Maddie McCann, it's like they say, it's always the ugly one's that get found.

+1.

Christmas time, valium and wine, Kids indulging in petty crime, Dad's on the crack and mum's off her tree, Christmas is great when you come from Pompey.

Phone crimewatch. I f*cked a woman with a hammer stuck up her ar5e, she was banging.