Master Bates

Is it April 1st?

Palace.

As it's on Setanta does this mean we'll win?

What's a 'Sunday'?

Charming.

Saw it and it was cool, now it's cloudy though.

Booked a second date yet we haven't had the first one yet

Haven't even met yet

How it looked in Western Australia By the time we see it the moon will be in between. This looks good too: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1549173.ece

Click the forward arrow http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/ukweather/#no_url

I don't understand, Britney Spears mimes and there's a hugh hoo hah, yet the two skate Charlie Uniform November Tango's last week mimed and no one said jack schitt. I'd ruin her.

Spot on, unless I buy those small white ones in the jar, but they just ain't the same as the big home made ones. Mmm, nice and spicy.

Tell the truth, you only wanna go to France so you can grow your armpit hair and moustache without feeling embarrassed.

Tit for tat?

Monday night is clear.

Which can only mean one thing, pickled onions are being peeled!!!! Love them, but not when being peeled, only to eat.

I bumped into someone who knows Fulthorpe yesterday, that's it really.

I've been told by people who built the stadium that there's two skates shirts in between the walls of the boardroom. Who on earth decided to give the contract to a skate company?

Lets you send anon e.mails from fake addresses.

A picture of Lawrie McMenemy with the FA Cup has been removed from the Saints boardroom – to be replaced by a painting of a train. http://m6live.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/3936097.Lawrie_s_picture_makes_way_for_train/

I say you're "dr. nightmare (U6703088)".

The CPS are a bunch of f**king c**t a5s pr!cks without a f**king clue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I recommend it, winding someone up at work with it http://www.poodwaddle.com/tools7.htm