Master Bates

Will you be having pizza at the Chinese restaurant?

Tonight: Round my mates Saturday: Pub, footy, pub Sunday morning: Football v Trants Afternoon: Over town then chill in the evening.

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To the windooooooooow! To the wall! 'Til the sweat drip down my balls!

Just wanna point out that No's 6, 7 & 9 don't have long blonde hair either.

I like your avatar, I wish to eat it.

I saw one under her real name, must give her screen name a try, 2 secs................................ Either or really................... Samira Summer cough, cough

Oh and yes, I would http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1818105.ece ps: Just google her name

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1000548/

I admire your honesty SOB, anyone else? Come on don't be shy

A NEW sighting of South America's 'creepy gnome' has caused panic among locals after a group of youngsters claimed a 'midget monster' ran towards them at night. The teens – who recorded footage of the freaky being on their mobile phone – said they are now "too terrified" to go out at night. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/weird/article1817406.ece Earlier story: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article902014.ece

Not films but Faces of Death 1-4 are cool too.

Too many to choose from, as DSM says Texas Chainsaw Massacre in the 70's. Plus: Cannibal Holocaust (the original) Cannibal Holocaust 2 Zombie Flesh Eaters (best eye gouge scene ever). City of the Living Dead, actually most things by Lucio Fulci are quite gory. 2000 Maniacs 2001 Maniacs (remake of the original) Spit on your Grave Last House on the Left Switchblade Romance Devils Rejects August Underground August Underground - Penance August Underground - Mordum and many more

Ditto, fickle fans I call them.

Could the gates not be boosted using a jack?

I like his "How to have a drink in the London Road area of the City" section, I never knew how to drink in the London Road area, I know how to drink in the Above Bar area. http://www.clubfanzine.com/southampton/v2.showNews.php?id=3131 Anyone know how to have a drink in the London Road area of the City after 10pm?

Done it first 7 clicks http://thedogpaddler.com/RandomUploads/Ball/ball.htm

Nice, 5.5% http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1815722.ece