Master Bates

Yeah I forgot, Sunday 5:30am Grand Prix

What are the omelettes like?

You mean someone broke your mask and now you have to walk around as your true grotesque self?

You not seen the LSE yet?

Happy Birthday And Happy Birthday to SNSUN for the weekend.

B@stard

It certainly smelt good I knows that one.

I will be maybe getting some for me tonight. Scud: blaah

I'll try downloading a pic of my dog later.

1, just 1

Yeah, having a bad day

I met this really kinky girl. "Humiliate me " she said. I bought her a Tottenham shirt. _______________ God created man, stepped back and said "perfect!" He then created woman, stepped back, had a long look and said "**** me! this'll have to wear make up!" _______________ I was watching on the news that Iceland is in economic turmoil. That's what happens when Kerry Katona does your advertising. ______________ Disabled toilets. Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in.

We meeting up then

Tie it up to a tree so it can't run away.

I hate doctors, they play ping pong with me too many times. Doc sends me to the dentist, dentist sends me back to the docs, the doc sends me back to the dentist and then I gave up.

Tonight: Chill Saturday: Cut the grass, other stuff, take the dog for a walk x 2 (weather permitting) Sunday morning: Football, cup match which should have been last weekend against the Skates in Cosham FC Fenner v Sholing Saints. Afternoon: Chill

MONTREAL - Seven seconds cost Joel Ifergan $13.5 million, the Montreal-area man contends in a Quebec Superior Court civil lawsuit against Loto-Quebec. Ifergan is suing the provincial lottery body for that amount, claiming it's how much he would have won in the May 23 Super Seven draw had the ticket he purchased been printed out on time. According to the suit, he bought two tickets for that night's draw at a convenience store, one minute to spare before the 9 p.m. deadline.Although his first ticket was marked May 23, the second one - which was one of two that contained the winning number for the $27-million jackpot - indicated May 30 because of a delay in the terminal printing it out. It said 9:00.07, meaning the number would automatically be applied to the following week's draw. Loto-Quebec has indicated that the heavy demands for that night's draw resulted in a delay of up to 10 seconds to process tickets electronically. Ifergan argues lottery rules talk about when a ticket is purchased, not when it is printed. He maintains the store owner told him he had enough time to buy both tickets. http://www.canada.com/topics/news/national/story.html?id=ad5f8847-a238-4cd6-a4e8-2c5d94999c94 ¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨- ¨°º¤ø„-----------¸„ø¤º°¨ ¸„ø¤º°¨-------------``°º¤ø„¸ ¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°

My ears, i'd like my ears put back.

I didn't know where to put this http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/3741343.Bosses_pocket_fortune_despite_financial_meltdown/

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The 'Gastronomical Festival of the Cat' – dubbed the 'Massacre of the Moggies' – sees townsfolk in Canete, near Lima, feast on the fluffy pets for two days. They believe that eating cat burgers – and fried cat legs and tails – can cure bronchial disease. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1782932.ece

I gave her my body for her birthday, she returned it

Ah hello, I bet you wish you could go back to the 1910's & 1920's huh, what were the 30's like nick?