Master Bates

Im_no_sinner?

£1m

What's got your goat today?

Happy Birthday

Fair enough

With most of the English army tied up in the Middle East getting shot at by Americans, could the Scottish Armed Forces sneakily invade England or would good ole English civilians be able to hold them off and even defeat them, without any help from their military? I'd say we may be screwed, if I was big and 'ard i'd say "my taxes pay your unemployment benefits, ginger." :smt070

Ah sh*t, lock me up for 15yrs then

I have a small willeh. I can't think of anymore lies about myself.

Damn, I forgot about drugs, add another 6 months on to my sentence.

...how much time do you think you'd have to do?/fines you'd have to pay? There have got to be some potential life sentences on this forum. I'd probably have to pay a total fine of £10,000 maybe more plus 2yrs in jail.

ibs?

I know of 3 others going too so that makes 6 at least Then 4 from Salibury RE oldsarum so 10

Tonight: Chill Saturday evening: Watching Coventry v Saints (5.20pm) & Leeds v St Helens (6pm) simultaneously Sunday morning: Football in Pompey, FC Fenner v Sholing Saints in a cup match. If called off due to the weather then who knows. Afternoon: If still alive then chill.

I won't be able to make the trip due to St Helens also playing so i'm having to flick between Sky Sports 1 & 2. And no, you are not the only one daft enough to travel up for an awkwardly timed away match that's on Sky.

IMO mum's shouldn't count, so last night doesn't count for you dear friend. For me, about 3-4 yrs.

Lolage http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1761682.ece

tbf I would have been infracted by now if I made this thread.

tbf a walking pair of trousers would be fairly easy to work out.

Too damn easy

Being a cannibal is better

I bet I could eat me a DSM though :smt033

Can you not just cut it out?

Agreed, i'd go for Massimo Taibi. If wearing skin-tight tracksuit bottoms didn’t raise suspicion, then his catastrophic blunder at home to us was about to make him an instant legend. Going down to receive a powder-puff shot from Matt Le Tissier, Taibi – with enough time to go and make himself a Bruschetta Pomodoro – somehow managed to let the ball slip straight through his hands and gapping legs, with the ball trickling over the line at a speed that even a snail would be distraught with. If that wasn’t embarrassing enough, Taibi came straight out and blamed anything he possible could; his studs, the pitch, Jupiter’s position in relation to Uranus. It was all a bit too humiliating, not to mention painfully funny. Taibi had one last chance against Chelsea, but a 5-0 thrashing that including more schoolboy gaffe’s and even a Chris Sutton goal – his only other goal for Chelsea being against Hull - saw Taibi being sent back to Italy before you could say ‘Arrivederci!’ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtxmFGrDF8Q