Master Bates

Nah, it was real.

Useless info, I just saw a Vulcan Bomber

Can someone tell TUI that Le Tiss wasn't a striker (see Poll right hand side) and i've just voted 3 times.

Yes, she's the REAL Barbie

You don't need to chain up your bucket, they said. Go for a ride, they said. Join the military, they said. Be Miss America, they said. Shaking a baby is a good way to get it to stop crying, they said. Go to the theatre, they said. Invade Russia, they said. Fire up the large hadron collider, they said. 12 years old, she said.

To look pretty? I'd do the one in the middle & the one on the right, not on the left though

She has a hairy back and gives amazing rim jobs.

Yes

Certainly was the end of the world for this one BHOPAL, India (Reuters) - A teenage girl in Madhya Pradesh killed herself on Wednesday after being traumatised by media reports that a "Big Bang" experiment in Europe could bring about the end of the world, her father said. The 16-year old girl from Madhya Pradesh drank pesticide and was rushed to the hospital but later died, police said. Her father, identified on local television as Biharilal, said that his daughter, Chayya, killed herself after watching doomsday predictions made on Indian news programmes. "In the past two days, Chayya had asked me and other relatives about the world coming to an end on Sept. 10," Biharilal was quoted as saying. "We tried to divert her attention and told her she should not worry about such things, but to no avail," he said. For the past two days, many Indian news channels held discussions airing doomsday predictions over a huge particle-smashing machine buried under the Swiss-French border. The machine, called the Large Hadron Collider, was switched on on Wednesday, at the start of what experts say is the largest scientific experiment in human history. The machine smashes particles together to achieve, on a small-scale, re-enactments of the "Big Bang" that created the universe. Leading scientists and researchers at the European Organisation for Nuclear Research, said the experiment was safe. They dismissed as "pure fiction" doomsday predictions that the experiment could create anti-matter, or black holes. But in India fears about the experiment and the minor risks associated with it spread rapidly through the media. In east India, thousands of people rushed to temples to pray and fast while others savoured their favourite foods in anticipation of the world's end. "There were a thousand more devotees yesterday as well as today compared to (any) other normal day," Benudhara Sahu, a temple official in Orissa, told Reuters. Many women and children rushed to temples and observed fasts as they prayed for deliverance, officials and witnesses said. Assurances by scientists and the media that nothing would happen counted for nothing for housewife Rukmini Moharana. "I visited temple, prayed to god," Moharana said. "I am observing the fast for safety because god can only save us." http://in.news.yahoo.com/137/20080910/736/tnl-girl-kills-self-over-big-bang-fear-f.html

Agreed.

The Black Forest (Schwarzwald) in Baden-Württemberg, southwestern Germany, to be precise

I got 12 http://www.iflashe.com/play-games/153/9_11_defender.html

Done

Im_no_sinner in not thinking shocker

Nace

Nope, although the other anniversary today of course is of the hunt for Osama Bin Laden. Seven years we've been searching for the f*cker, and still no sign of him. Then again, after seven years you can have a missing person declared legally dead. So congratulations Mr Bush for finally winning the War On Terror!

Are KFC doing a Twin Tower Meal today?

No iea either, I only watch TV on a Thursday and even then it's on BBC2.

Cork & Lancashire

Svensson & Thomas out injured god nammit http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/3663854.Saints_hit_by_double_injury/

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I believe that answers your question Sir, please now evacuate the area, before Roswell lands.