Master Bates

He does it for me reface-2023-02-14-10-56-15.mp4

I was a referee once, only once, never again.

Either way, he's signing an 18 month contract at Leedshampton

Top trumps, who wins?

Probably on his side curled up in the fetal position sobbing.

Quite, you keep them outside so they don't hit their heads flying about.

It's all getting wilder at the moment.

Last time I did that...... never mind

Thorup & Selles. Sounds like a detective series, I like it.

Don't know, you didn't tell me.

Yeah just SWF going audio but intelligently, unlike us lot. To be fair I've had more fun standing in the mirror twirling the hair on my man nipples. Still, it was a good listen, Blackmore and Tessem made me chuckle.

A TV show about us? In America? Hope they don't form a religious cult based on us too, or an American version of us like they did with 'Shameless' and 'The Office', God awful. Just when you thought we couldn't get any shitter and then the American version comes out 🤦‍♂️👀🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺 Hairy cheese.

How much is it going to cost the club to replace the We March On slogan on the billboards outside the stadium? This could be a costly appointment ya know. Gets my yes though.

That was fun

I believe in you.

Marsch in as #2 to Selles 🤷‍♂️

Fucking still left them at home. I should be in by 6.

Came home for lunch to grab them

Promote Steve Bywater to the job.

I dont have me earphones

Yes, 3days ago if that counts when I read he rejected us previous.

This.

He doesn't do it for me reface-2023-02-12-07-10-55.mp4