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Saw a woman get smacked in the face by a ball when the Saints players were warming up at Reading away

I think I'm right in saying that ourselves and a certain Hampshire club are kept apart.

If Salah gets injured then he has a chance.

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https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45367540 Bertrand's goal is one of the options

They always do this, start the season superbly and by the end of the season look like relegation candidates. If they can sort out their consistency issues and not balls up the second half of the season then they're a decent bet for a European place.

Drugs? Strippers? I hope it's something interesting.

We did alright against the bigger teams under Pellegrino, he's an expert of setting up teams to not get beat. Unfortunately, he used that tactic against teams we really should've been beating.

Mods, can we have a MOTM poll? Hojbjerg for me, sensational display in the middle.

Bloody hell they're going bananas. Pretty tight at the top though, lots of teams up there. I reckon they'll make top 6 for sure but not sure they'll finish above the likes of Sunderland.

Two weeks and two days Annoying really that we don't play until the Monday night after an international weekend

Thank god we did get the win, this place would've been unbearable over the next two weeks. Hopefully we can push on and beat Brighton at home.

All of those desperate for Pellegrini looking a bit silly right now... I did say a team who had spent loads of money would flop, and it couldn't happen to a better club or a better set of fans. Let's hope they go down.

Wooohooo

Has Tony Gale got money on how many times he can say "histrionics"?

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Hoedt did alright against Leicester, I think him and Vestergaard together work well

I reckon he'll get an assist at least.

I do often wonder where we'd be if he was still here. We certainly wouldn't have been anywhere near the relegation zone. History will show that he is one of our greatest ever managers, relative to the strength of the team at his disposal.

We'll see what happens. Makes sense to stick with the same team, we played well last weekend for most of the game.

People complain that he makes too many changes, and now people are complaining that he hasn't made any changes.

Zaha out injured confirmed!

You think Huddersfield won't lose at Everton?

Crystal Palace v Southampton Lawro's prediction: 2-0 Southampton have struggled and scoring goals is their major problem. The Saints have just started to worry me a little bit.

Haha!