Pamplemousse

Talking of ambition, looks like Koeman's first signing is going to be Scott Dann

Seeing as we're targeting the US market, let's go for the most recent winner of the MLS, Caleb Porter

Ronald Koeman is a w****r, is a w****r

He's only got one more post left. I hope he makes it count and trolls us hard.

I somehow doubt these Everton fans will be back this time next year when we finish above them. Again.

Paul Cook

Announcement to be made soon it would appear

Sammy Lee will 100% not go to Everton. He's from the red half of Merseyside. Dave Watson is a different situation and Everton need a new GK coach. Hopefully we keep him but if not then I'm sure the new manager will bring someone suitable in.

Ancelotti is the new Bayern manager! Why is he in that list?

Surely Emery wouldn't be on our shortlist if we knew he wasn't interested?

I wonder if Pellegrini's agent is trying to tout his client for work...

If you're gonna troll, at least get your spelling in order first

Emery has to be top of the list and if we get him (after he turned down Everton ) it'll be the icing on the cake.

A few of our nobhead fans on Twitter making reference to Madeleine McCann and Hillsborough. Well done lads

If Emery is interested than we should get him. Perhaps the reason he turned down Everton was because they couldn't offer European football...

Whatever happens I'm sure the board will get it right. Every managerial appointment has been a success.

There's a blurry photo on Twitter which apparently shows De Boer at St Mary's...

Leicester, Saints and West Ham all had good seasons because we are all well run clubs. Everton not so much. It'll take them a good season or two for them to catch up with us in terms of our quality behind the scenes. And by then we will probably have moved on.

We will still finish above Everton next season. They'll be lucky to finish in the top 8.

Oh how I will laugh if it ends up like Villa or QPR. Or for real comedy value. Portsmouth, but it'd be unlikely they'd fall that far.

Given that a new 5 year plan has been set out by the board hopefully the manager will sign a 5 year contract. It'll be interesting to see the length of RK's at Everton

I wish I could go to POL and get some quotes about how they are all laughing about is currently but technology issues mean I can't at the moment. So we will just have to pretend how jealous we are of them.

I've got a load of inflatable snakes and I'm going to go down to Staplewood and protest outside. Who's with me???

ART and Alpine should both have their internet access restricted at times like this

Sammy Lee will 100% not be going to Everton.