Pamplemousse

Everyone knows it happens, irrespective of whether it is illegal or not. Regulate it and tax it.

I wonder how this Adam Johnson thing will affect Sunderland on Saturday.

We have to win this match. No excuses now.

You only have to look at the TV viewing figures for the Champions League this season to see that public appetite in this country is for the Premier League and not European football.

In 2010, we went to Wembley and won a trophy (and took 50,000 fans). They went twice that year and won nothing. And they still had cup final tickets on sale on the day itself. Another Portsmyth debunked.

Everyone had a bad night. Unfair to bring up just one person. If we won and he had a bad performance, fair enough, but nobody played well yesterday.

Well this time last week I would've said this was a home banker... It's obvious we do much better against teams that sit back, so hopefully Big Sam will park the bus like Pulis tried to do and another 3-0 victory awaits

I was the one 'oo discovered Austin at QPR, surely I deserve a cut of the transfer fee. In £50 notes and a brown envelope, cheers mush

And to think just two games ago we were discussing Champions League again

Still in 7th but Chelsea just 1 point behind us now

Awful performance

Deserved nothing. Clasie must start in the next game.

I'm having serious doubts about your ability to troll. You must do better, you're far too obvious I'm afraid.

We clearly miss Clasie in midfield. Mané is a waste of space, £30M please and get rid in the summer

Let's be honest, very few of their players would even make our bench. This is a game we should be winning by at least 2 goals.

And right on cue, here's Batman...

No Clasie or Davis is interesting. Good to see Mané back

Over on POL they are having a go at Premier League clubs who don't pay Corporation Tax. You literally couldn't make it up

http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/derby (derby or local derby) British - A sports match between two rival teams from the same area. Southampton v Pompey is a derby because we're from the same area (Hampshire)

Troll. 3/10 for effort.

We will win by more than one goal. Anything less than 6 points in this game and the next will be disappointing.

They're back up to joint top now.

Terrible second half performance. Pelle hasn't scored since November and I doubt he will before the end of the season. Get rid in the summer please. Anyway, a minor blip, we'll be back to winning ways against Bournemouth I am sure.

Pelle and Mane just awful. Like playing with 9 men when they came on.

Mané on in the second half and play on the counter attack. Against a tiring Cahill and Ivanovic it should be fun to watch.