I got annoyed with a mong fan yesterday. His personal favourites (always on his own) were "You f**king boring b@stards" which was directed at Saints fans, and "Pardew ****ged your missus" everytime Fonte touched the ball.
I think the highlight of his day was when the 5,4,3,2,1 disco song was sung, he looked like a excited child. Also, to top things of, he was a speedy clapper. ffs.