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Evil evil but fun fun fun
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What sites do people use for live streaming as the one that I normally use firstrow sports has now been blocked in the Philippines Thanks in advance for any help
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The rest is owned by the Queen
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It has been proven to work and for some unknown reason Exxon have got a patent on the idea and at present projects on it are shelved no conspiracy theories needed here.
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We have to ask, who did Saville associate himself with?
PhilippineSaint replied to hamster's topic in The Lounge
Does that mean disabled girls 1or 2 limbs missing which is why he hung around hospitals all the time? -
Redneck Rage (or what we would call pompey rage) (NSFW)
PhilippineSaint replied to harvey's topic in The Muppet Show
What it says on the tin mush -
and walk whippets
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Le Tissier: "Cortese is not a nice human being"
PhilippineSaint replied to Saint-Armstrong's topic in The Saints
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Against Rangers could be fun A combined 210 Million deficit game winner takes all
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The British are probably the most non racist people in the world we take anybody in allow them to have there own communities. We also migrate and integrate into foreign communities admittedly after ruling them for a few hundred years, but we are still out there travelling the world and do not insist that the communities that we live in have British laws we respect the local ones. The problem is the " I am entitled to this and that" state that the UK has become. Make people work for the right to have benefits. Ok youngsters havent a job but they can still go to college instead of having three kids at 16/17 and then living of the state.
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Should read TESCO DEPRESSED
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Now Filipino
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Its not a chip on the Shoulder its all banter Jocks abroad are British when they meet other UK nationals same as I am Hampshire and Wessex first then English then British then European.
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Errr Pakistan and India both have the capability for this. so its not really worth worrying about anymore.
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Snow in the forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, 'fat chance, with a face like that!'
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A 10 year old Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man passing by asks 'What's wrong, lad?' The boy says 'Me ma died this morning' 'Oh bejaysus,' The man says. 'Do you want me to call Father O’ Riley for you?' The boy replies, 'No tanks mister, sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.'
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Heres a little poem to be going on with The missus bought a Paperback down Brixham, Saturday, had a look in her bag; T’was “fifty shades of grey”! Well I just left her to it, At ten I went to bed. An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread….. In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down on the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Doris hasn’t weathered well; She’s eighty four next week. Watching Doris bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. Things went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled up upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and… Said…. I must dominate her!! Now if you knew our Doris, You’d see just why I spluttered, I’d spent two months in traction For the last complaint I’d muttered. She stood there nude, naked like; Bent forward just a bit …. I thought what the hell, Stepped forward, and stood on her left tit! Doris screamed, her teeth shot out; My god what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: Step on the other one”!! Well readers, I can’t tell no more; About what occurred that day. Suffice to say my jet black hair,…. Turned “fifty shades of Grey”.
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Learn Japanese with Tokyos and Hanna Minx
PhilippineSaint replied to Tokyo-Saint's topic in The Muppet Show
Ahh Monkey great TV series You need to watch the Filipino version of Marina with actors and not a cartoon is bloody brilliant or in new speak well funny -
I would like to help you out but flight from here means would not arrive until Sunday
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Its open now why dont you go for a pint and find out??
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Its time to bring the old girl home...
PhilippineSaint replied to alpine_saint's topic in The Lounge
I hear what your saying it could have been done better like the Titanic but then we wouldn't be having this conversation. Aside from that all the modern and she was modern flotels are built to the same model that Ibis and those hotels that Lennie Henry flogs rooms for are they are small square box's with a toilet / shower at one end and and a chair with a desk. Close your eyes and wish you were anywhere they are all the same just a slight variation on theme. -
Its time to bring the old girl home...
PhilippineSaint replied to alpine_saint's topic in The Lounge
May be missing the pun or ptake here but thats what a day of Vodka & coke will do to you. It was already a top end Hotel only one that floated, a quick refurb of the rooms and restaurants Bobs your uncle (and auntie if your from down the road) and away you go. Although the plumbing on some of the state rooms was something to be desired when she was last looked at in earnest for a refit. -
Its time to bring the old girl home...
PhilippineSaint replied to alpine_saint's topic in The Lounge
Its not much to look at in the engine rooms either as most of the good stuff disappeared when they converted it to ruddy great diesel engines which did nothing for the ride of the passengers. -
Aww come on if the jackboot fits.
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Its time to bring the old girl home...
PhilippineSaint replied to alpine_saint's topic in The Lounge
Then think of the council saying "All that waterfront property we could flog off now its worth something"