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Thats one of Dubai Phils balls by the look of it got little craters all over it. or if its one that he's been looking after for Tiger probably has little creatures all over it.

Not as much as you may think as most of the Asbestos has already been removed and wash the fuel tanks and a couple of rinses would just about do it.

Nearly as funny as a yellow wellied yachty getting stuck of Gull Island, during a Cowes week race, whilst we were prawning out there, Then standing on the pointy bit saying "I was following Teddy you know" at which point we all laughed and said "your not now" his next words were " I will be off here in an hour" 24 of the little blighters later he was still stuck. he then had the gall to ask what we were doing and could he have some of our prawns when we then wanted recompense for our hard work in getting the little pink (when cooked) bits of delight out of the water he declined to pay us.

Or even Alpine lives upstairs?

If fines for Yellow and red cards are not paid on time am I right in thinking that these players are not eligible to play until they are cleared. Another nail in the Pompey playing staff or will they sign more monthly contract players to get over the shortfall?

Your bringing common sense into the equation. That will not do, on here we want the hardest strangest most deranged options to come into play at every turn and U turn that occurs in the drama that is PFC. Nuclear winter on the island of Dr Moreau as long as it dragged out the imminent death of the blue few would be what they deserved. Although being in UK this year think nuclear winter may have arrived for the whole country.

Rule 1 wheres the picture

Pity the rebels are not all MILF's

Shuttles had ejector seats as the six astronauts and a teacher proved but were just not good enough.

Martin Sloan added: ‘It’s nice to have some positive news but it seems there’s still some way to go before we can celebrate in true Pompey style. Comment on Chainrai's bid not being given the green light yet I assume that he means a "Family" party where wives and girlfriends don't exist and sisters are worried?

but do you know where your elbow is?

Most car engines these days will go to 200K with no major problem unless you are driving and F1 car.

The hard work and no sleep should have been nearly 9 months ago you must be over that now?

Hey Sue has Alpine given you any tips on what you can use a cellar for I believe the Austrians are the experts on this kind of thing.

Spike Milligan had an Irish passport, his part in my downfall was legendary.

It will be a new fangled thing for rubbing flat irons on

Sue is the one with info about all cellar related going on's

Is the cellar the flat below yours which would mean you raided somebody else's apartment for you victualling needs after a night on the tiles I like it

The Administrators decide if people can actually afford to take over then the FL decide if they are FAPP in not gets booted back to the Administrators for another choice or in other words around and around in circles ad infinitum or until SWF have decided we cannot take the laughs anymore and close this thread. and allow normal people to get on with there lives.

Will be coming out of hiding from Africa soon if Bearsy needs any help in reviewing the shades I can borrow the ladyboy's version and get stuck in.

A semi by definition means two houses with one roof covering them the deeds should show who owns what. If there is a joint in the roofing which is due to you having changed the original tiles with newer and made a joint between the two types I would think you would be obliged to assist with the repairs. If the joint was there from the original house build depending on whose side of the dividing line it is decides who should pay for it. note when they do carry out the repairs if there is any damage to your side they would be obliged to carry out repairs but may feel slightly disinclined if you did not help them whilst the repairs on there side are carried out. it also depends on whether you get on with them or not if you hate the sight of each other and are neighbour's from hell tell them to get on with it themselves but if they cause any damage to your side you will sue for top dollar repairs and inconvenience of having to move into a 5 star hotel whilst they carry out the repairs to your property.

They could never fall far enough for my liking

Ampshire mush

What have the Pikey's from the island of Dr Moreau got to do with this? I think this is a red herring or possibly skate and should be taken with a pinch of salt some vinegar and chips.