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Don't want my retirement plans affected. Like the thought of Provence, Tuscany or Corfu. Mind this is 20 years away so imagine we will be able to teleport by then

Not easy to pop out to the pub at H/T Agree it all gets a bit boring. Saw they even we're counting down to it. Like teh Sunday Times rich list becomes endless media filler. That Kidderminster pie looks delicious though

Conspiracists? Does anyone think he is not dead other than a few nutters? And you certainly don't shape policy on account of them.. Killing is better than trial. They won't respect us either way and suspect not one Jihadi has been converted by sense of injustice towards bin Laden.

Cheers not there yet. I bet the prima donna is negotiating his image rights cut.

New format has been surprisingly entertaining but let's face it qualification is formality for any half decent side. France is going to be same with 6 groups of 4 whittled down to 16. So only 8 teams to go out in the group stage. Still more games to watch at least. Far cry from Euro 88 with only 8 teams qualifying.

Everything now in the papers is about January. Pretty much f all happens but they will keep telling you it will. Can't wait for the SSN count down clock and breaking news banner about an MK Dons loan

For couple read ten

So was the thought that we all should think of him and try and be like him? And I hope they mentioned under rated?

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/08/louis-van-gaal-insists-that-manchester-united-complete-the-transfer-of-southamptons-sadio-mane-report-5430286/? How much if Utd think they can get him in January?

Quite funny that they never loved him and let him go.

Funny. Better educated, trains running on time, community pubs. I fear he may not have had full exposure

For me he's what I call an idiot

Forster was in Messi's top 10 rated players. Called him not human at times http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/570940/Lionel-Messi-Fraser-Forster-Arsenal-Chelsea-Manchester-United

Stats like what? A demolition of MK Dons doesn't count for much. He is our best LB by a country mile. Don't tinker

Starting to like this man

He was at the Sunderland U21 game recently. Imagine how great he would be at getting the best out of Defoe. Fair old commute from Sandbanks though

Literally almost were ya

8-0 was great but none of those goals gave me the same feeling as Pelle's goal yesterday

Most people in the workplace swap out 'engage with' for 'speak to'. I haven't heard anyone say 'in the future' for many a moon. Maybe going forward I will

Don't question LVG's philosophy

Not even one that can be excused. Straight volley to bog standard clearance

Great Kane OG

VvD much more handsome than Toby with his crp hair.

From Squawka Branislav Ivanovic's game by numbers vs Porto: 10 misplaced passes 10 tackles attempted 1 tackle won 0 aerial duels won 0 crosses completed

Tv screens over the urinals showing the game Issue a free Saints shirt with every season ticket. Ban the tedious #wemarchon and also any stop all exciting new partnership nonsense. Bring back free buses to and from ground. and widen that bastrd bridge At half time read out Saintsweb threads Each game randomly select few 5 or so seats and give them £50k