Lighthouse

Any well struck shot from inside the box, if it stays on the deck, is going to be very hard to get to. Gravity is a universal constant, whether the shot is in the corner or not. He’s nowhere near as bad as Forster and Kelvin used to be, getting beaten by low shots from well outside the area.

Unmarked, first time shot from inside the area, which goes through a defenders legs and people are slating Bazunu.

Fallen asleep in the last 5 minutes. Our own fault.

Aaaaagghhhh, Armstrong was on there.

Not quite a throw in from Che’s shot - he’s improving.

So you’re just going to ignore his distribution, playing through their forward line when they press forward and finding our players up the pitch? The fact that both our goals started with him collecting the ball and distributing it forward quickly, whilst Ipswich were still up the field is irrelevant to you? You don’t think the shot against him being an unmarked howitzer from inside the box has any bearing on the goal?

Brilliant first half performance that, hope we can keep it up. All those posts slating him, based on nothing more than a club tweet, are starting to look a bit daft.

Last league game we failed to score in. We’ve now scored at least twice against every team in this league except Leicester.

Ooooooffffff that was a good move.

I’ve no idea what you’re referring too or what you think was achieved by booting the ball away.

You want to see us loose our heads and pick up pointless bookings?

They can f**k off with their booing, they were happy to play on when they had the ball. The ref too, FFS.

Get in, f**king brilliant!

Thumping finish but far too much time there. A shame as we’d been playing well up until then.

A good job we are then really, isn’t it.

Perhaps it was hoped that he would be able to play both games but having assessed his fitness since Boro it has been decided that on the balance of things, it's better in the long run to have him on the bench. All the matches are important, they're all worth three points.

It remains to be seen where exactly they line up on the pitch but who would you rather played? Manning?

It's fairly obviously fitness related, one way or another. Clearly he has been assessed as not ready to play twice in four days.

Nice to see we can have a fun, light-hearted April fools thread, without needing to turn it into another whining, cry baby, political thread. Top work chaps!

You can if you like, it won’t be relevant to the point at hand. You can’t simply say that Leicester will smash us because they failed to convert a shedload of chances, when we’ve done exactly the same on numerous occasions this season. Stick Lambert and Sharp at the top of this team and we’d have put double figures past someone.

I like how you’ve only applied that logic one way.

Yep, just seen him share a photo of an Emirates plane with Hants tagged in it, so I’m guessing he’s on his way. Presumably he’ll be living in the Hilton again.

I vaguely recall our very own Lucy Pinder being on WL years back on a models special, back in the Anne Robinson days. The questions were... let's just say calibrated towards those specific contestants. I seem to remember Lucy not getting a single one wrong and immediately getting voted off by the other girls for not being denser than a neutron star. Sadly this was in the days before you could pause live TV, so Lucy was gone before I could erm...

I'd rather have a 90 year old prawn sandwich.

He was meant to come out earlier but his spaceship got held up at border control.