Lighthouse

So you'd have preferred PSG to win?

Hart and Brown are both young defenders. I’m not sure they’ll be starting any time soon.

Any particular reason?

If we're doing right wing 'news'...

They would be worse because you’re taking away their momentum and the manager who has made that team successful. Saints would probably be no better, it was always going to take something special to turn last season’s shambles into a top two side.

Try plucking out a few eyebrow hairs, it triggers the same facial nerve which causes sneezing, apparently.

City beat us on about the 29th December, which stopped us from going the whole of 2011 unbeaten at home. I seem to remember the home winning run was ended by a 2-2 draw with Blackpool a month or two before.

It was a website called Ortorex which, having just looked at their Trustpilot reviews, doesn’t seem to be particularly reputable. https://uk.trustpilot.com/review/ortorex.com

I feel sorry for any Man United fans three minutes late in traffic. Or at least I would if they weren’t Man United fans.

Creeping in? It seems to have been very little other than songs about the Skates for years now.

Dreadful, it’s as if someone asked an AI bot to write a naff, clichéd, chavy Pompey song.

First game of our Severn Bridge double header. We’ve got a dreadful, albeit short, recent record against them in the league. Lost five out of six since 1980. On the plus side, the six points we gave them in 2011/12 helped send the Skates down.

As useless as they both were, one criticism I can’t aim at them is that they should have played Mara more often. The fact is that nobody who has managed Saints has rated him and he has done little if anything to indicate they’re wrong. I'd sell him if we get anything like a decent offer, then try and find someone decent to replace him and Adams.

Getting let out in January, nearly spat my tea out when the radio said this all happened nearly 11 years ago. Could have sworn it was about 5.

I think, judging by most of the questions, this quiz was written more for an American audience. Only the most hardline conservatives in Britain are anti abortion and gay rights and hardly anyone wants religious values instilled in schools. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen a version of this which showed Obama as being further northeast than David Cameron, a few years ago.

Yes but I’m a Rastafarian Eskimo and we’re pretty f**king awesome.

Very sad news, RIP to the poor chap.

Wasn't expecting that. Go Corbyn, or something.

It'll keep going on so long as there is religious ideology and two sides, neither of whom accept the others right to exist on that land. There really isn't much difference between the two of them, people just feel sorry for the Palestinians because their military is crap. If the armed forces were the other way around we'd be seeing far worse attrocities in Israel.

I’d say being dead was a fairly good reason.

I would say that without that, there’s no incentive for Hamas to negotiate anything and the hostages would be in more danger.

You do realise you’re comparing stuff which may happen over the next 10,000 years being brought forward to being a problem within the next 50 years? You don’t think there’s any point in trying create a sustainable planet for people who have literally already been born now, because it’s probably going to go to sh*t in the year 12,100 anyway? I wouldn’t get your hopes up.

Looks a decent signing on the face of it; a decent, three format batter who can open in the County games. I wonder if he'll open the Blast with McD or just replace Whiteley in the middle order.

Knowing us, the team would probably fly there.

This game has improved massively in the last couple of minutes. Not because of the goal, because we've lost Dublin's commentary.