Lighthouse

Nah, that was definitely on target and came off his head.

Sorry, thought I’d add a bit of a variety.

He’ll be feeling a Great Depression with his performance so far.

What are you drinking?

I hear he’s about to sign for Chelsea (I think that meme is older than one of Stoke’s players).

They’re chalking up bookings now, f**king run at them!

Kaboosh! James Ward-Who?

We keep playing it into KWP’s feet when there’re acres of space in front of him. He’s done a lot more than Alcaraz.

Everyone moaning about Sully defensively but that’s a great clearance, got a good 50 yards on it.

At 3 days, I was really into boobs and sh*tting my pants. I think I'm starting to get a lid on the latter.

Is it? I've never heard a single Saints fan mention the lightbulbs on the Itchen Bridge before. I guess we can add it to our problem list, along with disabled parking badges and the Nationwide on Above Bar St.

Congratulations Wiggles! I actually used to be a baby myself, so if you need any advice let me know.

I'd have put Charles in for Smallbone personally, but I'm certainly not going to complain about finally having some continuity.

That’s actually the reason it’s there, so planes don’t smack into it. I think the rule is a red light every 150ft for buildings above a certain height but I can’t be sure on that.

VAR did its job perfectly yesterday. The goal was wrongly given offside by the on field lino, without VAR it ends there and the net result is the same - no Liverpool goal. VAR then proved that the goal should have stood but was basically ignored.

It’s the kind of f**k up which changes games pretty much every week, without VAR, but everyone loses their mind when it happens once with VAR. As I’ve always said, the technology isn’t the problem, it’s the idiots using it.

For months I’ve been reading about how a proper keeper screams at his defenders, gets them organised and the fact that they’ve been so awful is partly his fault. You can’t have it both ways, if he’s had a quiet game with not much to do, he must have done an exceptional job of screaming at his defenders and organising them.

Correct, it was Leeds.

Ha!

First goal he was implying was offside, bemoaning the lack of VAR. The second he said Smallbone should have been sent off a few minutes before and he was also going on about the 30 seconds injury procedure.

Farke going to town on the officials and saying Leeds were unlucky. I think we've seen enough of that from our own managers to know it's not gonig to go down well.

Did absolutely nothing wrong today and his distribution was excellent.

Well f**k me if it isn't a cold, wet, October, Tuesday night away at Stoke. The graveyard of Messi, Neymar, Mbappe and every other footballer who isn't a great, big, hairy, northern lard arse. Somehow we're live on Sky again, we seem to be getting more air time than anyone in the country this season.

Christ, Bree got mugged right off there, lucky to get away with that.

There goes the clean sheet.