Lighthouse

Any advert where they give an animal a regional accent. That Scottish mouthwash donkey is my current peeve.

One thing I do find ridiculous about this is the disclaimer on the BBC news story; "Warning: This report contains offensive language." If you need to be warned that you're about to read a news report, referencing the word, 'coloured' in the third person, I would suggest this planet isn't for you. You need to move back into your parents house and go and sit in your safe space.

He even shook his head as he was saying it. Almost felt sorry for him but his name’s one letter off being Pompey, so he can f**k off.

Apart from the repeated denial of ever having done anything wrong and refusing to apologise even after being heavily criticised for it?

He quite clearly never intended to cause offence but that doesn’t seem to matter anymore. Phrases like, ‘coloured’ and ‘life choices’ are at worst mildly ignorant and should have been rectified with a simple apology, there was no malice in anything he said.

😐 I hope you’re proud of yourself.

I hate when people blame the fans for this. If that genuinely is the reason, that's on the players for being incredibly mentally frail, not us. Newcastle and West Ham fans are far more volatile when things aren't going their way at home. We're generally quite supportive, even if St Mary's isn't the loudest. If a few middle class fans tutting into their prawn sandwiches upsets them then lord help us if we get into Europe and have to go to Galatasaray or Partizan Belgrade.

Tadič had a skill and change of direction which could leave the best defenders flat on their arse. We all remember that Chelsea game when he had Ivanovic dancing a merry jig and there was a game against Norwich when he had Whittaker hopelessly chasing shadows; ended up getting sent off for two yellows inside about 25 minutes. Moi has none of that, he just sort of wishes the defender wasn’t there so he could put a cross in.

Yes and then when we watched him actually try and replicate that for us in the Premier League, we’d be thoroughly disappointed.

Surely 90% will be enough to generate herd immunity IF the vaccine prevents people from being asymptomatic carriers. If not and the virus continues to spread at the same rate, then the NHS should be able to cope with the 10% who do suffer symptoms.

So that the country roads can take him home.

This Brigadier is a bit up himself. Still fingers crossed on the vaccine.

I achieved full erection just reading that. Rule Britannia! 💂‍♀️

Of course he has, that’s a default media answer for any player out on loan. Ralph is hardly going to say he’s crap and he’s finished here, that just puts us in no place to bargain with other clubs. True a hat trick against Motherwell won’t exactly harm his reputation but it’s of little help either. It no different to Sims suddenly looking decent in League 1 or Boufal in Ligue 1.

It’s going to be Arsenal’s... ah never mind.

The second half has been dull AF overall.

They’re looking thoroughly lacklustre against Leicester so far.

How about you do it by feet position, then there’s no dotted lines involved, and you use thick blue/red lines. If the lines touch or overlap in anyway then the attacker is onside by ‘umpires decision’ I.e. you need a clear gap between the lines to be offside.

No, Batman is Karl Dönitz.

True but Goebbels was the one who poisoned his children, as well as his wife and himself.

You’re thinking of the Goebbels’. Besides, I don’t think Trump would do anything that noble. He seems more like a Bormann or Eichmann type, he’ll try and do a runner and be sentenced to death in absentia.

I'm not normally one to laugh at people with mental health issues but Trump's tweets are getting increasingly off the wall. "BAD THINGS HAPPENED!" "I WON THIS ELECTION BY A LOT!" I'm amazed that (half of) an apparently educated nation can see him as anything other than a lunatic.

If you think Biden is a socialist you are misinformed.

Wandering around the Sistine Chapel?

I love watching her whenever there’s a Trump press conference. She walks out with a fake ‘miss USA’ pageant smile, then it slips for a second and she puts on a look of absolute thunder. Poor girl, all she wanted was a sugar daddy.