Lighthouse

We're a mid table team and someone is offering to pay the highest fees ever paid for a defender. I don't care if it's Liverpool, Chelsea or Port flippin' Vale, that's a ludicrous amount of money for a club our size. With £60m, we could break our own transfer record on 3 different players. It's like having a choice between Virgil or Lovren, Pelle, Mané and Tadic.

We're going to be replacing Fonte anyway. Not saying it will be these two specifically but we've got the room on the wage bill.

Hold tight lad and think of Lancashire hot pot.

£20m each on Ihenacho and a decent replacement. Assuming Celtic get 20%, that about covers it.

Fair enough. My apologies, I read it differently.

Wasn't he the baddie in Live and Let Die?

We don't just sell things. We also play football. Hope this helps.

You've literally just made that up.

Ridiculous isn't it. Why can't we hang on to him like they did with Sterling, or Everton did with Stones, or West Ham with Payet.

Aren't we all missing the major positive here, Lovren's going to get dropped.

The going rate with him is usually 25% off, so £45m I guess.

Why? It's not like we're selling players at knock down prices.

Most outlets saying £60m and that's a decent price. Don't really care where he goes, they're all as a bad as each other these days.

I don't see how making a large number of people think your marriage is on the rocks is at anyone's expense but hers and her families TBH. I don't really care what goes on in our players private lives, so long as it doesn't affect what happens on the pitch. The fact that she deleted it, then put something up about Monopoly seems more like an awkward cover up to me. I'd assume they'd be playing it on a iPad, in which case how would he be cheating anyway. All in all a daft thing to post, whatever her motivation.

No worse than 90% of the sh*te posted on here TBF.

You're obviously not familiar with 9-3 and his surrealist brand of trolling.

Yeah, if you want the club to just state the bleedin' obvious, not add any information and fuel further speculation with a completely non-commital statement on Puel's position.

Are you making references to Under Seige? If so,

Apart from evacuating our army from Dunkirk, then evacuating children to Scotland from the major cities. Still, if ISIS ever get their hands on a Junkers 88, I will happily sign up to man a flak cannon. If you think Corbyn could do no worse than this, you are deluded. I'd bet 90% of the world would give anything to live in a country as peaceful as Britain.

Sounds like some weird hybrid of Poch, Pelle and General Belgrano.

Usually suit fittings and repair.

I guess it's all about opinions. If they did that with the away shirt, I can guarantee some people would be complaining that it was the same design for both kits and calling it lazy and lacking creativity.

I wonder when they will become official. Historically they tend to go on sale around the first weekend of July. I only remember that because it usually coincides with the British Grand Prix and you do see the occasional F1 fan sporting our new shirt.

Nothing is ever to everyone's taste but I can't see why anyone would think the away is particularly bad. Nothing outrageous about the colours or the design.

Love them if they are indeed accurate, especially the away kit.