Lighthouse

Should have brought Stephens on in injury time to absolutely wallop him. Worth hanging on with 10 men for the last 30 seconds to put him out of the second leg. I've never been a betting man but 'Liverpool to win by 2 goals' seems like a license to print money right now.

Maybe Hoj for Clasie, who seems to struggle for fitness. Other than that, same side please. Also, don't let Tadic take any pens.

I actually thought 3-0 up at half time was a fairly safe bet.

Lets get at them right from the off. Show the lads this before the game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUFbLdpgiME

Don't see the problem personally, Barry was a very good player in his day. You talk as if we're comparing Makelele to Jermaine Wright.

Performing well at a mid table club, then making a big money move to one of the Manchester clubs, before falling out of favour and ending up at Everton. Sounds nothing like Morgan.

To an extent. He's bigging up his product, same as any boxing promoter, used car salesman, estate agent, etc. etc. How many DVDs have you bought with 'funniest film of the year', 'one of the best action movies ever', 'critics are calling it the biggest film of the decade' blah blah blah.

So when fans sing "we're by far the greatest team the world has ever seen!" We are infact making a defamatory remark about clubs like Rangers and Benfica, who are statistically the most successful?

No they don't. The small number that do are indeed fools.

Him and every chairman of every sports team ever. The best way to get the best price for something; Step 1 - it's not for sale. He's no different from any car dealer or estate agent. More fool you for taking statements like that seriously.

Had to be one of Palace, Sunderland or Arsenal. Usually with them it's at the Emirates, so something's gone a bit wrong with the draw.

Can't believe that muppet got to plant his dirty seed in Natalie Sawyer. I guess there's hope for me after all.

No big teams drawn against each other so far, will be a lot of them in R5.

Home to Arsenal.

The first 2 or 3 rows will offer reduced depth perception, granted but the choice won't be anywhere near that limited. It it was, they'd probably open the Kingsland.

Without wishing to entertain Dalek's dull time wasting, 30 would be enough on current form. I'm guessing it will be nearer 35 but there is some garbage down there this season.

There are no sh*t seats at St Mary's. Just some which have a dull atmosphere and others which have an even worse atmosphere. Can't see why sitting in a different seat would put someone off going. This isn't like Loftus Road, where you can spend £43 to look at the back of an air-con unit.

I'd be astonished if Martina did anything other than leave at the end of his contract this summer. He's only here now because of Pied's injury. Can't see why we would sell Virgil and not replace him, either. That might be our League Cup team next year but would be nowhere near first choice.

Now be fair to him, they don't learn that word until year 6.

I'm normally on the happy side of the fence; not clappy but usually happy. On this occasion however I think we will lose. 1-2 first leg and 3-0 second.

Free agent. Just saying...

Why do we still have replays in this competition. Like anybody wants to watch 3 hours plus of teams like Saints and Norwich reserves. Meh, whatever.

They'd have to be rotated to face sideways too.

Charlie has 9 Virgil has 4 J Rod has 3 Bertrand has 2 Yoshi and Long have 1

City 3-0 up in the first half at West Ham. City definitely taking this competition seriously with their team selection. It's on BBC if anyone didn't know.